| 00:00 - 00:03 | In short we think our odds are good. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Crisp is manning the adc role |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | along with beil on support. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Baul has returned to claim supremacy in the jungle. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If you abuse OP champs like Darius Top, they will surely ff. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You forgot a role. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who will be replacing itsJerian in the midlane? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jesbro |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mich... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mich has been lurking in RB2 for 3 days now. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no choice but to invite him to the game. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those absent for the lib wars of 16, leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING AGAIN!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE ESCAPED IT ONCE AND IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO PLAY A GAME OF RIFT AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK WITHOUT AD JUNGLE AZIR |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You tell me why that's too much to ask |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND "ME TARD" ALL OVER THE CHAT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THAT INTERSPERSED WITH THE EAR RAPE AND THE RACISM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | GOD KNOWS IT WAS HARD ENOUGH TO WIN WITH THE REGULAR SIMP FUCKS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BAUL THINKS ITS 2013 AND HE CAN STILL ABUSE FERAL FLARE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jesbro, damage dealt, Beil consistently deals huge... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BEIL'S A DAMAGE WHORE YOU INCOMPETENT FUCK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jesbro, clearly death is the best form of cc. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you feed me that horseshit. I'll tell you what's dying... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S MY HOPES AND DREAMS!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Qs from the fog of war into the enemy's tanks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sure that can increase your damage dealt, but it doesn't help us win. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL THAT DEGENERATE CARES ABOUT IS INCREASING THE LENGTH OF THAT DAMN BAR |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IT'S SOME SMALL PEEN SHIT I SWEAR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I SWEAR TO GOD I'M SURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES BY SMALL PEENS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SMALL PEENS AND EVEN SMALLER BRAINS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THAT WIN OF THE DAY BONUS MIGHT AS WELL BE ON THE GOD DAMN MOON |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The comms are compromised too |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We play past 6 and Mark is sleeping, and Joe is slient. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The man is sleeping before the sun sets |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "can't disturb him" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEN HOW THE FUCK CAN RITA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | GOING ON ABOUT SEA BASS AND FOSSILS OR SOME SHIT AT 150 DECIBELS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IT'S A GOD DAMN CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | CRISP, MICH, RITA, EVEN MARK |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | CONSPIRING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY GOD DAMN MIND!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He was already gone. Hamilton and his job saw to that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Baul used to be the light in the darkness. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think all those hours at EY may have fried his brain. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Memeing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Udyr and memeing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He taught us you know, and now he just makes fun of me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now fucking Brandon is hopping on the rift. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us all. |
