00:00 - 00:03Sir, the rioters hit the Wendys first,
00:04 - 00:05Followed by the Taco Bell,
00:05 - 00:07And finally the KFC
00:08 - 00:12The police now have them moving away from the White House
00:12 - 00:15And the majority are walking over the Potomac
00:17 - 00:19Good work general,
00:19 - 00:21I can still order McDonalds
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuher,
00:27 - 00:28The McDonalds....
00:31 - 00:33They destroyed the McDonalds first
00:34 - 00:36It was razed to the ground.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who hasn't had their head up my ass for more than 3 years leave
01:13 - 01:15Why didn't you give the McDonalds special protection?!?
01:15 - 01:17It was the most important building in D.C.!
01:18 - 01:23Their Big Macs! And their fries! And what of the filet-o-fish?
01:25 - 01:28We are doomed
01:29 - 01:31With the McDonalds gone
01:31 - 01:34what am I going to eat?
01:34 - 01:37I am going to wither and starve!
01:37 - 01:40Wasting away in the basement
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the chefs can cook you a healthy, hearty meal
01:42 - 01:46Are you shitting me? Healthy?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are some of the best chefs in the world.
01:48 - 01:52The best chefs? They can't compare to Ronald!
01:53 - 01:54Or the Colonel...
01:56 - 01:57Those were the only places that
01:57 - 02:00served food my stomach acid wouldn't
02:00 - 02:03dissolve within seconds!
02:04 - 02:08They were the only places that could keep me full for longer than a few hours
02:08 - 02:13Without them I will be dead within a day
02:14 - 02:16Dying from the horror of starvation!
02:17 - 02:21I might as well eat the lot of you to prevent that fate!
02:27 - 02:29I bet you taste good Barr
02:30 - 02:34All that fat
02:34 - 02:36Like a piece of veal
02:41 - 02:42Or you Mitch
02:43 - 02:47Xi tells me they consider turtle soup a delicacy!
02:48 - 02:53Or even you Kushner
02:54 - 02:56You've been completely worthless
02:56 - 02:59I should go ahead and eat you first!
03:00 - 03:02That way I'll have Ivanka to myself!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, he doesn't really want to date you
03:14 - 03:16Thankfully my supporters don't care
03:19 - 03:23I could eat people on T.V. and they would still vote for me
03:25 - 03:26Barr
03:31 - 03:33We probably have two hours max
03:40 - 03:46But after then the beast must feed
03:46 - 03:49And you lot better hope you're not around
03:53 - 03:56Or you'll be first