| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the rioters hit the Wendys first, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Followed by the Taco Bell, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And finally the KFC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The police now have them moving away from the White House |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the majority are walking over the Potomac |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good work general, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can still order McDonalds |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The McDonalds.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They destroyed the McDonalds first |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was razed to the ground. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't had their head up my ass for more than 3 years leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't you give the McDonalds special protection?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was the most important building in D.C.! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their Big Macs! And their fries! And what of the filet-o-fish? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are doomed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With the McDonalds gone |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | what am I going to eat? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am going to wither and starve! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Wasting away in the basement |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the chefs can cook you a healthy, hearty meal |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you shitting me? Healthy? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are some of the best chefs in the world. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The best chefs? They can't compare to Ronald! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or the Colonel... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those were the only places that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | served food my stomach acid wouldn't |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | dissolve within seconds! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They were the only places that could keep me full for longer than a few hours |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Without them I will be dead within a day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dying from the horror of starvation! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well eat the lot of you to prevent that fate! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bet you taste good Barr |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All that fat |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like a piece of veal |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or you Mitch |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Xi tells me they consider turtle soup a delicacy! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or even you Kushner |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You've been completely worthless |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should go ahead and eat you first! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That way I'll have Ivanka to myself! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't really want to date you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Thankfully my supporters don't care |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could eat people on T.V. and they would still vote for me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Barr |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We probably have two hours max |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But after then the beast must feed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you lot better hope you're not around |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or you'll be first |
