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Today Hitler finds out whatever you can think of with the help of the easiest subtitle editor online. The clip itself is a parody of a scene from Downfall, a drama about Hitler's last days before his fall. This scene in particular portrays Hitler's rage and final acceptance of of defeat. It's up to you to decide what he's raging about today. Go ahead! Video details

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00:00 - 00:03Our domination of the container space
00:04 - 00:05is going well.
00:05 - 00:07We consolidated through several acquisitions.
00:08 - 00:12Our container tools are very popular and now have
00:12 - 00:15the most Github stars.
00:17 - 00:19What about
00:19 - 00:21the container registries?
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28quay
00:31 - 00:33quay.io was down
00:34 - 00:36for over 13 hours
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who joined this team from CoreOS, Red Hat, or IBM. Get out.
01:13 - 01:15They said openshift4 would be stable.
01:15 - 01:17We can't even keep our pods from being evacuated!
01:18 - 01:23How is it possible we are running out of database connections!
01:25 - 01:28What kind of imbecile updated the prod and backup cluster
01:29 - 01:31at the same time!
01:31 - 01:3413 hours is an eternity!
01:34 - 01:37We have completed failed!
01:37 - 01:40No one will trust us ever again!
01:40 - 01:42Sir we were able to put quay into read-only mode.
01:42 - 01:46READ-ONLY? THE BITS ARE IN A S3 BUCKET!
01:46 - 01:48Sir container distribution is a complex process.
01:48 - 01:52I don't care if you are serving petabytes of traffic!
01:53 - 01:54FIX THIS SHIT
01:56 - 01:57Quay has survived
01:57 - 02:003 acquisitions, 2 rebrands, and 1 deprioritization
02:00 - 02:03We will not lose to the corpse of our greatest enemy
02:04 - 02:08DockerHub is all they have left!
02:08 - 02:13We must own the deployment and distribution pipeline
02:14 - 02:16for every k8s deployment possible
02:17 - 02:21We did not deal with all the criticism for using Python for nothing!
02:27 - 02:29We have worked so hard to implement
02:30 - 02:34container standards. OCI was supposed to make things easier.
02:34 - 02:36But where are we now?
02:41 - 02:42We have completely failed
02:43 - 02:47the k8s community!
02:48 - 02:53Years of good will built up lost
02:54 - 02:56I can't even imagine what users
02:56 - 02:59are saying on Twitter!
03:00 - 03:02Are they wrong to mock us?
03:04 - 03:07dont worry. we are still the 2nd biggest container registry online
03:14 - 03:1620k+ database connections
03:19 - 03:23how did things get so bad.
03:25 - 03:26this is embarrassing
03:31 - 03:33How can we go on?
03:40 - 03:46Will anyone remember features like
03:46 - 03:49security scanning or no layer size limits?
03:53 - 03:56We need new SREs