| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our domination of the container space |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is going well. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We consolidated through several acquisitions. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our container tools are very popular and now have |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the most Github stars. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the container registries? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | quay |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | quay.io was down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for over 13 hours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who joined this team from CoreOS, Red Hat, or IBM. Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They said openshift4 would be stable. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We can't even keep our pods from being evacuated! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How is it possible we are running out of database connections! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What kind of imbecile updated the prod and backup cluster |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | at the same time! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 13 hours is an eternity! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We have completed failed! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No one will trust us ever again! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we were able to put quay into read-only mode. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | READ-ONLY? THE BITS ARE IN A S3 BUCKET! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir container distribution is a complex process. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if you are serving petabytes of traffic! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FIX THIS SHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Quay has survived |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 3 acquisitions, 2 rebrands, and 1 deprioritization |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We will not lose to the corpse of our greatest enemy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DockerHub is all they have left! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We must own the deployment and distribution pipeline |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | for every k8s deployment possible |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We did not deal with all the criticism for using Python for nothing! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have worked so hard to implement |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | container standards. OCI was supposed to make things easier. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But where are we now? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We have completely failed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the k8s community! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Years of good will built up lost |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't even imagine what users |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | are saying on Twitter! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Are they wrong to mock us? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry. we are still the 2nd biggest container registry online |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 20k+ database connections |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | how did things get so bad. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | this is embarrassing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How can we go on? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Will anyone remember features like |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | security scanning or no layer size limits? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We need new SREs |
