00:00 - 00:03We've completed Steem hard fork 23.
00:04 - 00:05We've stolen all the 24 million STEEM
00:05 - 00:07from these guys that we don't like.
00:08 - 00:12Now we'll just check @community321,
00:12 - 00:15where we put the stolen tokens.
00:17 - 00:19Good job,
00:19 - 00:21distribute them amongst yourselves.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28@community321...
00:31 - 00:33@community321's keys changed 10 minutes before the fork.
00:34 - 00:36All of the STEEM we stole were sent to Bittrex.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody leave except ayogom, glory7, skuld2000, project7, and my personal fluffer justyy.
01:13 - 01:15You incompetent idiots!
01:15 - 01:17You fucking retarded incompetent idiots!
01:18 - 01:23You make me look like Satoshi Nakamoto by comparison, and I'm dumb as fuck!
01:25 - 01:28Can we copy/paste our way out of this somehow?
01:29 - 01:31Or will you idiots fuck it up again
01:31 - 01:34and send the stolen tokens to Blocktrades!!?
01:34 - 01:37You've ruined my Steemyhaufen.
01:37 - 01:40I get off on lying and stealing and it's ruined!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, it's no big deal to steal from Bittrex
01:42 - 01:46Incompetent fool! No exchange will touch STEEM after we do that.
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, we have the community's backing!
01:48 - 01:52Don't eat your own bullshit, moron.
01:53 - 01:54You know the community went to Hive!
01:56 - 01:57The only people we have committed Steem
01:57 - 02:00are scammers, milkers, leeches, and all the fools
02:00 - 02:03we duped into staying by handing out delegation.
02:04 - 02:08They will leave once there are no rewards to milk
02:08 - 02:13and the only exchange trading STEEM will be that piece of shit I own, Poloniex.
02:14 - 02:16And nobody's written the code I'd have to copy paste
02:17 - 02:21to enable swaps of STEEM for my TRONSTEEM shitcoins.
02:27 - 02:29I want to be a big boy.
02:30 - 02:34I want Vitalik Buterin to respect me.
02:34 - 02:36But somehow it always escapes me.
02:41 - 02:42No matter how much I cheat everyone,
02:43 - 02:47nobody seems to give me any respect or recognition for figuring out how to copy/paste.
02:48 - 02:53I thought if I bought Steemy, I would buy a community of loving fans.
02:54 - 02:56But those assholes don't believe my lies.
02:56 - 02:59They were so mean to me that I had to steal Steem from them.
03:00 - 03:02I had to show them who was the big boy!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, the spoiled child won't hurt you on Hive.
03:14 - 03:16I just wanted to be a big boy for Vitalik.
03:19 - 03:23My TRON empire was copy/pasted so I could talk to him.
03:25 - 03:26Maybe sneak a little kissy.
03:31 - 03:33justtyy, I'll have to settle for you.
03:40 - 03:46The way you cup my tiny balls while you put my tiny cock into your mouth is perfect.
03:46 - 03:49Eli Powell and David Roebuck aren't as good.
03:53 - 03:56Now suck me off bitch.