00:00 - 00:03 | ... and they'll never know what hit them. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We'll build the Freedom Arena here... |
00:05 - 00:07 | and develop the Celtic airport runway here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It'll hold the party for the SNP indy win with a speech from Nicola |
00:12 - 00:15 | and act as Celtic's new home for their entry in the world football elite. |
00:17 - 00:19 | And we'll have done a world record 20 in a row by then |
00:19 - 00:21 | with the help of Doncaster and the SPFL. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Peter... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The |
00:31 - 00:33 | The clubs have started sending out statements |
00:34 - 00:36 | saying they don't believe in the integrity of the governing body anymore. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that isn't paid by hollicom or has played golf with Doncaster, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You had one job! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You had one fucking job! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Keep my greenhands in the pockets of the governing bodies |
01:25 - 01:28 | and make sure they're held down with a foot on the throat |
01:29 - 01:31 | We'll be back in the shadows of our favourite club |
01:31 - 01:34 | I had a veil pulled over this for fucking years |
01:34 - 01:37 | No longer can we claim our players are all £50m stars |
01:37 - 01:40 | or that Lennon is a fucking tactical master in worldwide football |
01:40 - 01:42 | Peter, the world watched him beat Barca 2-1 back in 2012... |
01:42 - 01:46 | That was luck you fucking diddy; we got spanked 7-0 by them last year |
01:46 - 01:48 | Peter, I had my first cry wank at that game... |
01:48 - 01:52 | You'll be cry wanking for years off the back of this fucking shit show.... |
01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE SECOND BEST |
01:56 - 01:57 | I had this country running better than the Nazi regime in Germany |
01:57 - 02:00 | with directors and governing bodies all working the Celtic way |
02:00 - 02:03 | giving us last minute penalties and off-side goals |
02:04 - 02:08 | I had Rangers sent to fucking Division 3 |
02:08 - 02:13 | And here they are starting a fucking governing body revolution! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Now I'm watching Linlithgow fucking FC sticking in a knife |
02:17 - 02:21 | Rangers were supposed to be a dead corpse milked for TV sponsor money |
02:27 - 02:29 | And now look at what we're back to.. |
02:30 - 02:34 | This was my dream. Our Celtic dream. |
02:34 - 02:36 | And here you diddies were telling me this dossier was pure pish |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck right off... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We'll be back in the shadows daydreaming of the Lisbon fucking Lions again |
02:48 - 02:53 | Bringing in managers like Tony Mowbray and John Barnes |
02:54 - 02:56 | Car parks full of the unwashed calling for my head every weekend |
02:56 - 02:59 | Telling us they can't afford tickets because of 'school uniforms' |
03:00 - 03:02 | We'll be back to handing out free tickets for fucking Hamilton at home |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Brenda, we're all still Neil Lennon |
03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to call in the extra fees from the Van Dijk sale |
03:19 - 03:23 | and sell Eduoard for £80m quickly to Barca or PSG |
03:25 - 03:26 | ...the disco lights too. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Back to Greggs as catering partners. |
03:40 - 03:46 | They'll get their ten in a row and the European money now |
03:46 - 03:49 | and we'll end up like Third Larnark when the court cases kick in. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Lin-fucking-lithgow. |