| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've canceled all flights to Asia. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And most flights to Europe are also gone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We may continue some Germany service |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Such as Berlin or Munich |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but only on a weekly basis. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who gives a crap? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm bidding South America on the 767-400. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You cannot.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The 767-400 is getting retired. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you're in the furlough pool for October. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want every senior widebody bastard to leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you F$%$#ing KIDDING ME?!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the F$#% is going on???? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I finally land my "dream job" and now I'm out the God D#$% door??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was going to shag a new Brazilian whore every WEEK!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He would still come home to you... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 10 years as a CFI working for peanuts! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Another 8 flying a stinking RJ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought I finally made the BIG leagues... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But flying is forecast to return in 3-4 years! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who can wait 3-4 YEARS??? I just bought a 6 bedroom house! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the banks can't foreclose. You still have a few... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | F$%# the banks! My brand new Harley arrives this weekend... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And the roadside bars are all closed. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I had it all figured out. Captain upgrade in 2 years. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A new trophy wife in 5. With BIG tits... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And an ass hard enough to forge iron on. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'm stuck with that tired old fräulein in the hallway. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All because of some stupid little virus from China... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Those ChiComs can rot in hell! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm never eating at Panda Express AGAIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I supposed to do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Go back to instructing? With a Boeing 767 type rating in my pocket? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Teaching idiots how to set the mixture? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The airline LIED to me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Said I'd have job security until age 65! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll be furloughed before completing probation... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll have to tell my wife no more |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | vacation plans or doctor visits. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And her brand new Lexus has to go back to the dealer. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Your old Toyota Carolla still runs. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What happened to all the money... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the government promised to give the airlines? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It was supposed to save jobs. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Keep us whole. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll take what's left of my life savings... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and buy stock in our airline cheap. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then I can sell it back to management at a profit. |
