| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bryan, we are fucked mate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The lock down has done us in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Soi 6 is closed down |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Soi 6 party not happening |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Takings have fallen off a cliff. Its a disaster |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get the begging bowls out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll do another appeal on Addicts. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | People are slagging us off for that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The games up |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've got no money to pay the staff |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Vag is looking at a job in New Plaza |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I've looked after that bastard. He gets free shots |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He we go again. More fucking shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Let me guess. Breakfast Club attacks coming |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Pattaya Samaritans leaving snide comments everywhere |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are tying to get investors here |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's going to knock our wages |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I rule this town. I pay the taxi drivers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If they want to wear my shirts they must bring punters |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get them up Buckow. Find some ex pats |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They just won't pay the money Bryan |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Most of them have a 60 baht limit on beer |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The tight cunts never ring the bell |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We will brainwash them. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Put adverts on the media 24/7 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Delete any negative comments |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You make those bastards come in our bars |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They will buy man drinks. Pad their bins as well |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tell Flack to big us up on Breakfast Club |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Get some old photos up on Facebook fuck it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Make the old bangers look nice. Photo shop everything |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want those bitches looking like Beyonce |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At this fucking rate I'll end up skint |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've worked my bollocks off to stay here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm not going back to Jaywick for anyone |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now I look like a mug |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get that Adam at Pattaya One to print everything if fine |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Put out the bars reopen next month and its party time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Start an appeal or something |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They like my blogs. They have to pay me to be here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm an icon to these people |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's 1000 baht long time again for us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The investors are going to kill me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I promised them 20% returns. Be lucky to get a tenner now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No wages for you lot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm fucking brassic |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll have to sell the Merc on Ebay. The big ends gone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The landlords got the bailiffs in now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll have to go back driving for Amazon |
