| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the results coming in now... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its all going as you planned. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Only Dundee left to vote. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hang on, news coming in, theyve sent their vote now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unfortunately its a No Mr Lawwell... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell them to change their mind |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Well say the vote didnt arrive... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Lawwell...we have a problem... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ill explain... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It looks like Rangers have found out already |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and want an independent investigation... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, everybody leave except for Doncaster, McKenzie & MacLennan... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking useless idiots!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A simple fucking vote |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This was supposed to guarantee us 9 in a row!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now those orange bastards have got wind of this were fucked! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its ok Theresa, well be furloughed |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | An investigation will ruin us, Im telling you |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 40 years of child abuse, voting Rangers down the leagues... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Theyll find out everything!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well put out a statement saying its lies |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking Rangers again! They ruin everything!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ill fix this, stop worrying boss... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You couldnt fix anything MacKenzie, youre a useless fat bastard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Youre all fucking useless!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 13 points clear ffs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Well end up with null & void because of you cunts!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A potential quadruple treble totally fucked by your incompetence |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can hear the Rangers fans laughing now, theyre fucking loving this! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ive been trying to kill those bastards for years, I thought wed done it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But they just wont fucking die!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One of you idiots better come up with something to get me out of this mess! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Right, what are we gonna do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What lies can we come up with now? Pay off Dundee to keep quiet?? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Tell them well give them Bolingoli?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Silence....just silence... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What do I pay you for?? Im Peter Lawwell for fucks sake! King of Scottish football!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I asked you to do was to rig a simple fucking vote and you cant even get that right... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Once UEFA find out Im totally fucked. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No more rigged referees either, Rangers will win everything... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No more 9 in a row, never mind fucking 10. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Im sure you can sign on while furloughed... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the beginning of the end |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our time for winning worthless titles will be over soon... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Were doomed... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well never sell any season tickets this year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our magnificent disco lights will have to go on eBay |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Only one thing left to save the day... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wheel out the Lisbon Lions... |
