| 00:00 - 00:03 | World Series game 1 starts at 7:00pm |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its the Chicago Cubs v Cleveland Indians |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its in Cleveland just off I90 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The CUBS - is Lou Pinella still Manager? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | No sir - its Joe Maddon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good - we are expecting the cubs to win? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | In 5 games I think |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its Jim Langhenry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He has been seen at the game.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | wearing a Cleveland Indians Hat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | An Indians Hat ?? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean - Jim is supporting the Indians? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare he - that turncoat |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just because its his birthday |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He thinks he can support the Indians !! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Poor Mary - what will she say |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want that turncoat banished |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No more invites to the Wintrust box |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or the post game parties |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir what about the games at Wrigley field? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He has tickets to games 3 and 4 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | in Kyle Hendricks seats |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | with a very good view |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Kyle Hendricks seats? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those were promised to me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now you say a Indians fan will get them? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Langhenry cannot have them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now the CUBS are down by 6 in the 9th? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with Schwarber as DH |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Langhenry yucking it up with Lebron |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Enough - no more tickets for him |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Give him standing room tickets only |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and make him drive a Subaru |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I thought this was the year |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The last time the CUBS won a series |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was just a Corporal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now Langhenry shows his true colors |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What can we do for Game 2? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Bring back Sosa? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Put Alou in the outfield? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | and Lester can't even throw to 1st base |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have called Tom Ricketts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and will have Jim removed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and will have to watch the game |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With Steve Bartman |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and all of their Indians friends |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To think all of this time |
