| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is finally happening here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are too many COVID patients. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All departments converting to covid units. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All the GI and Cardiology fellows have been drafted. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even dermatologists are seeing covid cases. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We're protected in psychiatry. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Mental health is equally important in a pandemic. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dr. Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we are being sent to medicine floors. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've asked we start tomorrow at 7am. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Medical students, interns rotating in medicine, and those who enjoy medicine please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A TRAGEDY. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW DO I TREAT PNEUMONIA WITH CBT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT MYSELF TO THE PSYCH UNIT BUT IT IS FUCKING CLOSED. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ALL THAT PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | MOTIVATIONAL INTERVIEWING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DETERMINING CAPACITY TO REFUSE TREATMENT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN THE PT IS NOT REFUSING |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But this is what we signed up for. It's our calling. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR STETHOSCOPE IS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I bought a bluetooth one just for this. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDIOSITY & SHOPPING SPREE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE ARE GOING TO DIE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT EKG IS QTC |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | MAYBE A LITTLE ABOUT TACHYCARDIA AND THYROID |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHAT GOOD IS HALDOL NOW |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOT EVEN A BIT OF ATIVAN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NOT EVEN THORAZINE WILL WORK |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AGAINST THIS GODDAMN VIRUS. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER PHYSIOLOGY? FRANK-STARLING!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WHAT EVEN IS PEEP? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH FORCED AIR TO FILL UP THE LUNGS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IT SOUNDS LIKE A SOUND A BIRD WOULD MAKE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I PURGED MY MIND AFTER STEP 3 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I SWORE I WOULD NEVER DO ANOTHER DIGITAL RECTAL EXAM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AFTER THE MESS I MADE LAST TIME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THE DAMN GUY SHARTED AFTER I REMOVED MY FINGER |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ON MY SHOES, MY PANTS, MY FACE, I COULD TASTE THE C.DIFF |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | IT WASNT C DIFF. JUST C. HIPOTLE. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who will tranquilize the PCP users? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The k2 users? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The anxious patients? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have to cancel didactics and wellness. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | not that it was useful to begin with. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I dont die from covid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it will be from internal medicine |
