00:00 - 00:03 | With Andrew, John and Kevin back |
00:04 - 00:05 | and the addition of Matt Butler |
00:05 - 00:07 | we look good to win 4x8 at states. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They can individually place high in the 800m |
00:12 - 00:15 | and possibly the 1600m races at states. |
00:17 - 00:19 | If our sprinters pull their weight, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Bloomingdale has a shot at winning the entire state meet. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Littleton... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The sprinters... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The sprinters can't even run sub 12 in the 100m. |
00:34 - 00:36 | None of them even qualified for districts. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone on the football, basketball or lacrosse team, please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | They can't run sub 12? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was in the Navy 40 years ago and can run that fast. |
01:18 - 01:23 | No wonder our football team can't win a damn game. |
01:25 - 01:28 | We finally have distance runners that can compete at states |
01:29 - 01:31 | and we're going to miss out on a |
01:31 - 01:34 | school title because these sprinters have their shoes tied together? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Do I need to put the bowler in the 100m from now on? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Or maybe the kid that tripped at pre-states? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Littleton, bowling a 300 is quite respected in the... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit if he got a 300 in Wii bowling |
01:46 - 01:48 | Littleton, there's no need to... |
01:48 - 01:52 | And don't get me started on plyometric days. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's a waste of their time. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Our sprinters need to be running |
01:57 - 02:00 | 100m and 200m repeats to prepare their fast-twitch muscles, |
02:00 - 02:03 | but instead they're playing in the long jump sand pit like babies. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Even that one kid in the weighted vest can run faster than them, |
02:08 - 02:13 | and I haven't put his name down for a meet to this day. |
02:14 - 02:16 | We were primed to make an impact at states, |
02:17 - 02:21 | but now people have to CTRL + F to find Bloomingdale on the results page. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I was less stressed in the Navy, |
02:30 - 02:34 | and I had bullets flying at me non-stop, |
02:34 - 02:36 | all while I was running sub 14 in the 5k. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Pure speed.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | this school hasn't seen pure speed since 2001. |
02:48 - 02:53 | All I want is to win states one time before I retire, |
02:54 - 02:56 | but that Coach Booth, |
02:56 - 02:59 | his players couldn't even catch a cold. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Put Andrew in pads this fall and he'll be their best receiver. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Donny "Such An Athlete's" spot is safe. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I can't get a win anymore. |
03:19 - 03:23 | The kids can't even perform when it's my birthday. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Weighted vests... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe that's the secret to winning. |
03:40 - 03:46 | You know, I've never seen that kid in the weighted vest lose the warm up run. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I should learn his name. |
03:53 - 03:56 | No, that's a terrible idea. |