00:00 - 00:03Sir, it appears we've run out of money...again
00:04 - 00:05Maintenance costs are up
00:05 - 00:07Fuel costs are up
00:08 - 00:12And we're training new pilots
00:12 - 00:15We have to stop all flying until july
00:17 - 00:19We'll just stop patrol flights
00:19 - 00:21And no more lunch at Harris Ranch
00:24 - 00:26Sir, we can't even respond to calls
00:27 - 00:28We're flat broke
00:31 - 00:33Our budget is simply inadequate
00:34 - 00:36This happens to us every year
00:53 - 00:58This is not possible! I have ensured our success for generations to come! I have built this program!
01:13 - 01:15You have failed me!
01:15 - 01:17Harris Ranch! Patrol Flights!! Photo missions!
01:18 - 01:23You blew our money and now I have to explain it to management... again!
01:25 - 01:28I'm surrounded by baboons that waste money
01:29 - 01:31We might as well buy drones
01:31 - 01:34Sell the helicopters! Sell the airplanes!
01:34 - 01:37We'll all be driving black and whites by next week!
01:37 - 01:40Get your ticket books ready because you're all grounded
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we tried to tell you we need more money
01:42 - 01:46You have too much money as is! You need to be smarter than this!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, you need to ask for more money
01:48 - 01:52You need to stop being morons!
01:53 - 01:54Have you not watched my videos
01:56 - 01:57If you did, we wouldn't be here
01:57 - 02:00I am the saviour of air ops. I obtained accreditation!
02:00 - 02:03You've all tarnished my reputation with your incompetence!
02:04 - 02:08Now I'll never get to promote
02:08 - 02:13I'll be stuck here, fixing your mistakes forever!
02:14 - 02:16Why couldn't you rescue more people?!
02:17 - 02:21Why couldn't you get more pursuits?!
02:27 - 02:29My success depends on facebook posts!
02:30 - 02:34And now we have nothing to post.
02:34 - 02:36And CalFire is getting Blackhawks!
02:41 - 02:42We're getting shafted
02:43 - 02:47While they get Blackhawks
02:48 - 02:53I will not go down for this. Not for this! I'm too smart to fail.
02:54 - 02:56Don't get me started on the king air!
02:56 - 02:59Complete BS that I can't fly that thing
03:00 - 03:02I'm an accomplished pilot too, you know?
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry. Maybe there will be another disaster.
03:14 - 03:16No. We can't fly for that either.
03:19 - 03:23We can't even fly for training
03:25 - 03:26CalFire can train
03:31 - 03:33Maybe I should work for CalFire instead.
03:40 - 03:46I need to get my resume' polished up for my interview
03:46 - 03:49You people need to find a way out of this mess
03:53 - 03:56I won't go down for this.