| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it appears we've run out of money...again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Maintenance costs are up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Fuel costs are up |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And we're training new pilots |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have to stop all flying until july |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just stop patrol flights |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And no more lunch at Harris Ranch |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, we can't even respond to calls |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We're flat broke |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our budget is simply inadequate |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This happens to us every year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This is not possible! I have ensured our success for generations to come! I have built this program! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have failed me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Harris Ranch! Patrol Flights!! Photo missions! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You blew our money and now I have to explain it to management... again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm surrounded by baboons that waste money |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We might as well buy drones |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Sell the helicopters! Sell the airplanes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll all be driving black and whites by next week! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get your ticket books ready because you're all grounded |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we tried to tell you we need more money |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have too much money as is! You need to be smarter than this! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you need to ask for more money |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You need to stop being morons! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you not watched my videos |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you did, we wouldn't be here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I am the saviour of air ops. I obtained accreditation! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You've all tarnished my reputation with your incompetence! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'll never get to promote |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll be stuck here, fixing your mistakes forever! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why couldn't you rescue more people?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why couldn't you get more pursuits?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My success depends on facebook posts! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now we have nothing to post. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And CalFire is getting Blackhawks! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're getting shafted |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | While they get Blackhawks |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will not go down for this. Not for this! I'm too smart to fail. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't get me started on the king air! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Complete BS that I can't fly that thing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm an accomplished pilot too, you know? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Maybe there will be another disaster. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No. We can't fly for that either. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can't even fly for training |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | CalFire can train |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should work for CalFire instead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to get my resume' polished up for my interview |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You people need to find a way out of this mess |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I won't go down for this. |
