| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, there is going to be |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a new race, in group 4 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here in Japan at Suzuka |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The penalty system is broken. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They cant seem to fix it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will drive clean. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Everyone is divebombing... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its because they dont get penalties. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out if you like eating crepes or punting |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why can they not fix this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The driving has become a joke! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I hate dirty drivers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ridiculous divebombing... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I get sr down! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A team of monkeys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With typewriters could code better! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This system is horrid. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Have you tried AC or PC2? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I like this game best you moron! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They have better physics! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares tuning is unfair! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I cant figure it out! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I didnt practice for so long only |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To get shoved and punted every turn |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And even rammed off into the wall! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate what the racing has become, its a joke! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Its a divebomb paradise |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Filled with brainless idiot players! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I hate dirty drivers, Im going to punt them! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will teach them a lesson and I wont |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Receive a penalty either for it! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This isnt racing its a pathetic joke! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am going to punt everyone and |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Its like mariokart meets Stalin!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I cannot be clean anymore! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Every single person is going |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to get punted! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its on like Donkey Kong! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok we will use lobbies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After all the time I have put in.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I will just play scrabble instead |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its at least fair... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im going to quit |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The only winning move |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Is not to play... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goodbye cr |
