| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, The fucking Corona Virus is knocking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And what have we got to rely on? Boris Johnson |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | A man that looks like he screams "I'M SORRY!" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | When he fucking cums |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | What a useless, mopheaded sack of dogshit |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He looks like a bellend |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! and now |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He wants to keep Schools open |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He's like "Fuck you lot" |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The NHS is running on a hamster wheel |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But I don't care |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Because I'm Boris and I love fingering my bumhole |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | While watching tv in the nude |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | While Jacob Rees-Mogg sucks me off |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Schools open kids! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Have Fun! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Don't forget to cough! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Fucking hell, you couldn't make this up |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | My god |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I just can't |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I can't do it anymore |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Boris you fucking turd smuggling shit goblin |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | good lord, I think I might have Corona Virus! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Serious time now, this is no laughing matter |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Christ I just farted |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Smell that you cunt |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Get Corona from my fumes |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Why are people buying bogroll? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Is there some sort of secret cure in bogroll? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Or is it because when one sneezes |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The rest have a shit |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | No one is buying Vegan food though |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Full shelf, no one touching that shit |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I think that just shows how insensitive society is when |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They would rather have the Corona Virus than eat Vegan food |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | It's like cardboard |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Fuck off is it, it's like eating a lovely steak dinner.. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Without the steak dinner! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Oh man, I'm proper hungry now like |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I fancy a sarnie |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What kind of sarnie? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Bacon and Egg with some Ketchup |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Doesn't fucking matter, I'll be dead soon anyway |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Here, have some more of my Corona Virus fuckers |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Not laughing now are you! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Now you're fucked too, welcome to the party pal! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | That's it! I'm out, fuck this like |
