| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're in the mid 100's in 3p%, FT%, and Turnovers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Goldwire cheated on Joey Baker with Alex O'connell |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | off campus |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ESPN eventually reported we've lost 3 of 4 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Media friends are even reporting we might get a 3 seed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ESPN will handle the pressure for seeding |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jay Williams and Bilas will handle the propaganda..and The NCAA always comes through |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Master Splinter..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I........... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The NCAA sent word to our staff, with so many issues ongoing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They feel the need to lay low for now and resume our arrangements when everything dies down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except John Scheyer, Nolan Smith, Bilas and Roy Williams |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU ASSHOLES FAIL ME! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | JEFF GOT SHIT DONE!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS TEAM BLOWS BALLS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Matthew Hurt plays like a broken VCR |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Matthew :( |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY ALLOW TRE TO FOUL AT WILL AND HE STILL SUCKS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | JEFF COULD HAVE ARRAINGED WISEMAN I GUARANTEE IT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | F***ING JOHN SCHEYER AND NOLAN SMITH!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MASTER SPLINTER I FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK UP FOR MYSELF AND NOLAN |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I WANT WHAT I WANT AND I WANT A CHAMPIONSHIP!! I NEED JEFF!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MASTER SPLINTER, JEFF COULDN'T WORK THROUGH THE FBI MESS EITHER AND THE NCAA IS WORRIED ABOUT OPTICS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WE'VE BEEN THROUGH JEWELRY, MAGHETTI, ILLEGAL BENEFITS, 40 YEARS OF CORRUPTION |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NEVER A PROBLEM!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SATAN COMES TO COLLECT SOON |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I HAVEN'T THE TIME TO DICK AROUND WITH YOU IDIOTS! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHERE THE F IS ZION! WE PAID ENOUGH FOR 3 SEASONS!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Matthew hurt my God...At least a Mosquito stops sucking when you slap it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 40 years I've pretended I liked Jimmy Valvano!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As president of Tobacco Road I saved Roy's ass from the death nail! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I EVEN STARTED RECRUITING MORE BLACK PLAYERS THAT WEREN'T BILINGUAL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HOW COULD ESPN TURN IT'S BACK ON ME AND REPORT OUR LAST 4 GAMES |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I MADE THEM...I NURSED THEM! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND LANARDI IS TALKING 3 SEEDS? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm screwed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CAN'T EVEN USE MY BACK EXCUSE THIS TIME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND F*** IT'S HURTING ME SOMETHING AWFUL FOR REAL THIS TIME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll tell you this now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'LL PASS OUT DURING A GAME AGAIN AND MAKE THE ENTIRE WORLD WORRY!! NO TOURNAMENT FOR THE GOAT!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And if I DIE die it'll be YOUR GD FAULT!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That wouldn't be your fault Matthew |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not winning another title... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | immitating Kentucky for 40 years has been exhausting so.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | release........ |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Plan Blue Devil.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our Corona virus is our last hope of combating this mess |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They might just cancel everything if enough are infected.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | call Dick he will host the virus |
