| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Chara, its 2020 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our Twitch's Viewershit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | average around 40 views daily, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You vision to be a Top Streamer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Or Esport Player seem doubutful |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Time to join a top guild. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That should bring up viewershit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Sir Chara |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You are in Tsunami |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | its top 1 racist, bully, toxic and pilot guild |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they call our mom their maid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is Ninja, Sorcerer and Kuno please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I perfected my skill to Top 1 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I won Arsha Champion |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have over 100 kills every NW and SW |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I RBF everyday instead of grinding |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have 1000+ point every RBF |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I have a Caucasian and white man accent |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That should already bring in more viewershit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they are refering to your mom not mine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir Chara, they are referring to you too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are referring to SEA players not me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir in all respect but you are a indo |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have spent years, perfecting my accent |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | using a karaoke app |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now you tell me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | people actually know I am an Indo ? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now our viewershit gona sink lower |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My dream as a Esport player |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Full Time Streamer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Finally able to afford a 1080TI GTX |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Imagine the amount of kills I can get with 144 fps |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Pearl Abyss said it will be Esport Ready |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Arsha Championship was the first step |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But instead of giving Dollar Money |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They gave us Pearl Point |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How am I going to transfer Pearl Point to my bank account |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | To pay for my lunch |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or buy Valentine's gift, when I get a gf |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We got cuckhold by Pearl Abyss |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now you are telling me, I have to find a real job? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he can transfer his skills to real world |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | With my skill set, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | SA rotation, Block Jump, V out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Perfect combo |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 300 APM (Action per minute) |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sound like a secretary or typist might suit me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm able to type 500 words in a minute |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where to fill the application? |
