00:00 - 00:03Dave will bring the sound system from Forest Hill
00:04 - 00:05Yourself and Anne
00:05 - 00:07 will bring the food from Staines
00:08 - 00:12The La Mans gazebo is currently at Matt's
00:12 - 00:15He will meet Dave here, and load it into the van
00:17 - 00:19Good, call Dave now
00:19 - 00:21Tell him to book Park Farm campsite
00:24 - 00:26Dan
00:27 - 00:28Sir
00:31 - 00:33Park Farm have told Dave, they want...
00:34 - 00:36to use the private campsite for mainsite overflow this year
00:53 - 00:58Non Phat Fest comity get the fuck out now
01:13 - 01:15Main campsite overflow!
01:15 - 01:17Fucking campsite overflow!!
01:18 - 01:23How dare they prioritise campsite overflow over Phat Fest?!
01:25 - 01:28How am I to DJ with no field?
01:29 - 01:31What about the campfire!!
01:31 - 01:34My tent! And my awning that never fits it!
01:34 - 01:37The lazers and the disco lights!!
01:37 - 01:40The smoke machine that never fucking works!!
01:40 - 01:42Dan we might be able to book the Scout field again
01:42 - 01:46You fucking joking after the shit show of 2015
01:46 - 01:48I think Rufus has finally forgiven you for 2015
01:48 - 01:52Don't be a retard Genevieve still doesn't speak to me!
01:53 - 01:54We have to be at Park Farm!
01:56 - 01:57I need the glade!!
01:57 - 02:00The kids play area!
02:00 - 02:03The angry Scottish guy on the quad bike!!
02:04 - 02:08I'll miss the bloke in the truck with overpriced firewood
02:08 - 02:13Where do we hang my large disco balls?
02:14 - 02:16How do we barbeque the burgers that no one fucking eats!?
02:17 - 02:21What about the kids arts and crafts?!
02:27 - 02:29How are the acoustic acts supposed to perform?
02:30 - 02:34I need Steve & Amy's magic show!
02:34 - 02:36I must do the waterslide and the treasure hunt!
02:41 - 02:42What about fairy lights?
02:43 - 02:47Where is Ragga-C's yoga going to happen?
02:48 - 02:53And Matt's park run? Even though everyone is too hungover
02:54 - 02:56I know Park Farm isn't perfect but I love it!
02:56 - 02:59The guys in the main campsite...
03:00 - 03:02in the tracksuits and their copies of The Sun!!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry Anne, he'll calm down later with a cider and a hash cake
03:14 - 03:16Where can I play the terrible remix of Chilli Peppers - By The Way...
03:19 - 03:23that everyone absolutely hates...
03:25 - 03:26but I like it
03:31 - 03:33Tell Dave, to book..
03:40 - 03:46book the camp site in Romford. And I just pray...
03:46 - 03:49things are better next year
03:53 - 03:56When Olivia Henton is in charge