| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dave will bring the sound system from Forest Hill |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Yourself and Anne |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will bring the food from Staines |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The La Mans gazebo is currently at Matt's |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He will meet Dave here, and load it into the van |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, call Dave now |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell him to book Park Farm campsite |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dan |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Park Farm have told Dave, they want... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to use the private campsite for mainsite overflow this year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Non Phat Fest comity get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Main campsite overflow! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking campsite overflow!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare they prioritise campsite overflow over Phat Fest?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How am I to DJ with no field? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about the campfire!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My tent! And my awning that never fits it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The lazers and the disco lights!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The smoke machine that never fucking works!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dan we might be able to book the Scout field again |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You fucking joking after the shit show of 2015 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think Rufus has finally forgiven you for 2015 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't be a retard Genevieve still doesn't speak to me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have to be at Park Farm! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need the glade!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The kids play area! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The angry Scottish guy on the quad bike!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll miss the bloke in the truck with overpriced firewood |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where do we hang my large disco balls? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How do we barbeque the burgers that no one fucking eats!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What about the kids arts and crafts?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How are the acoustic acts supposed to perform? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need Steve & Amy's magic show! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I must do the waterslide and the treasure hunt! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about fairy lights? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where is Ragga-C's yoga going to happen? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Matt's park run? Even though everyone is too hungover |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know Park Farm isn't perfect but I love it! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The guys in the main campsite... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | in the tracksuits and their copies of The Sun!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Anne, he'll calm down later with a cider and a hash cake |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where can I play the terrible remix of Chilli Peppers - By The Way... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that everyone absolutely hates... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but I like it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell Dave, to book.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | book the camp site in Romford. And I just pray... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | things are better next year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | When Olivia Henton is in charge |
