| 00:01 - 00:07 | Good evening citizens of Chewjitsu |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | I am here tonight to read a prepared statement by our Supreme Leader |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | It is an honor to take over leadership of the chewjitsu group |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Some of you have doubts |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Of my ability to lead this group into the future. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Tonight I just wanted to assure you that I will issue swift but fair justice. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | I will do my best to honor Chewy with all choices made especially the new name |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Some call me a no good blue belt troll. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Guilty as charged |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | But I have a vision to keep this group alive and growing |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | As long as Ryan doesn't ban everyone first |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Have a great evening citizens of chewjitsu. |
