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Hitler needs a road building but who is available to built it

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00:00 - 00:03we need a road building here
00:04 - 00:05nothing fancy just a track
00:05 - 00:07smooth to carry rockets
00:08 - 00:12this road is full of potholes
00:12 - 00:15there is 40 miles to the launchers
00:17 - 00:19who do we have to build it
00:19 - 00:21who is available
00:24 - 00:26mine fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28at this time
00:31 - 00:33 at this time only sledge
00:34 - 00:36is available at this time
00:53 - 00:58all you with children, leave now
01:13 - 01:15he doest know his arse from his elbow
01:15 - 01:17for fucks sake
01:18 - 01:23he'll make more potholes than our rockets will
01:25 - 01:28sledge is a complete plonker
01:29 - 01:31Wigan council sacked the basterd
01:31 - 01:34and he put them in debt
01:34 - 01:37they had to tell him which up to lay the tarmac
01:37 - 01:40and he put it on with a paintbrush
01:40 - 01:42give him a chance he's got better
01:42 - 01:46better, better,better at fucking up
01:46 - 01:48he's learned how to repair honest
01:48 - 01:52how to repair his empty wallet
01:53 - 01:54we're not having him here
01:56 - 01:57he'll wreck the whole country
01:57 - 02:00he talks like a woman
02:00 - 02:03sweats if he lifts his arms
02:04 - 02:08and can't piss straight
02:08 - 02:13he can't even spell work
02:14 - 02:16all his family tell lies
02:17 - 02:21he can't talk straight he can't even lie straight
02:27 - 02:29if he tells me good morning
02:30 - 02:34I put my pyjama's on
02:34 - 02:36and go to bed
02:41 - 02:42if there is only him available
02:43 - 02:47we will have to carry the rockets ourselves
02:48 - 02:53he's not coming here,not for a gold pig
02:54 - 02:56every driver in Wigan has broken springs
02:56 - 02:59cracked windscreens
03:00 - 03:02the tyre people love him
03:04 - 03:07its ok hidi, we dont have to meet him
03:14 - 03:16not on your nellie
03:19 - 03:23go on Amazon and find out
03:25 - 03:26if they sell barrows
03:31 - 03:33I'll carry two rockets to Mr Sledge
03:40 - 03:46and shove them up his arse
03:46 - 03:49and if he does not move
03:53 - 03:56there'll be no surprize there