$TSLAQ SHORT SELLERS
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Just a day in the life of a $tsla short seller over these past few weeks
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | $TSLA just hit $970 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We should consider covering |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Theres 600million 2/7 $1000 calls |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And 112million $1500 as well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 3/4 of $TSLAQ has been liq'ed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | $2 billion in 2/7 calls |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It just wont fucking stop |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rumors are Einhorn & Chanos |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ....have covered as well... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're looking at complete capitulation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want every single short seller who covered to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT ARE THE NORMIES THINKING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DO THEY KNOW THEY ONLY HAVE 2% YOY REV GROWTH |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | -28% YOY EPS DECLINE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | -4% YOY GROSS PROFIT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 19% GROSS MARGIN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CAPEX IS UP 27% YOY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 5% OPERATING MARGIN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND ITS TRADING AT 400X ITS EPS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY FUHRER ITS NOT THE NORMIES ITS THE CHINESE |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE FUCKING CHINESE?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They injected $173 billion in liquidity |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | First bird flu, then coronavirus now this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS ALWAYS THE CHINESE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OR THE MEDDLING FED |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHAT HAPPENED TO MARKET EXPLORATION |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE YIELD CURVE IS INVERTED |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ISM IS DOWN, THE CONSUMER ISN'T BUYING ANYTHING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THERES A FAKE TRADE DEAL, CHINA IS QUARANTINED |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE FED CAN'T LOWER ITS BALANCE SHEET |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND BERNIE SANDERS IS ABOUT TO WIN IOWA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | DID YOU KNOW THE LAST 4 WINNERS OF IOWA |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WON THE WHOLE DAMN NOMINATION! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT, HA! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WHY AREN'T THEY PUMPING APPLE |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SQUEEZE $TSLA |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'LL TELL YOU WHY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NORMIE ISN'T BUYING APPLE AT $350 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SO THEY ROTATE INTO $TSLA |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S GOING TO $1000 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, it went down $100 in 2 mins at the close |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It'll gapfill to $786 tomorrow |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and then...then...they'll buy the dip |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | they'll keep buying |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | keep pushing it further and further |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | until it hits $1000 and Elon tweets himself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Smoking a blunt in the DJ booth blasting |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Don't doubt ur Vibe" |