00:00 - 00:03Our safety is hinged on alliances
00:04 - 00:05and bases in places like Korea and Europe.
00:05 - 00:07Such as this one in Germany
00:08 - 00:12The post-war international rules-based order is the greatest gift
00:12 - 00:15of the greatest generation. It also protects our investments.
00:17 - 00:19They should be paying us for protection.
00:19 - 00:21Or we should pull our military out.
00:24 - 00:26 Mein furher.
00:27 - 00:28Bases...
00:31 - 00:33Bases are needed to protect our security.
00:34 - 00:36Our safety depends on them.
00:53 - 00:58If you agree...please.. leave...right...now.
01:13 - 01:15It is stupid and crazy!
01:15 - 01:17Big profits are slipping through your fingers.
01:18 - 01:23We should make South Korea pay us or we should leave!
01:25 - 01:28We should make money off everything.
01:29 - 01:31You are all dopes and babies!
01:31 - 01:34And NATO is just completely worthless.
01:34 - 01:37They are deadbeats who owe us lots and lots of money!
01:37 - 01:40Trillions and trillions of dollars!
01:40 - 01:42That is not true. Each pledges 2% of of their GDP...
01:42 - 01:46We are owed money you haven’t been collecting!
01:46 - 01:48Mein fuhrer, that is wrong.
01:48 - 01:52You would totally go bankrupt if you had to run your own business.
01:53 - 01:54They're in arrears.
01:56 - 01:57We should be selling our soldiers services.
01:57 - 02:00Our military should be a profit making enterprise.
02:00 - 02:03The biggest profits anyone has ever seen before.
02:04 - 02:08And the Iran nuclear deal was the worst deal in history.
02:08 - 02:13They’re cheating. They’re building. We’re getting out of it.
02:14 - 02:16I keep telling you, I keep giving you time,
02:17 - 02:21and you keep delaying me. I want out of it!
02:27 - 02:29And about Afghanistan...
02:30 - 02:34I want an explanation for why we haven't won yet.
02:34 - 02:36We should have won by now.
02:41 - 02:42It's a loser war.
02:43 - 02:47You're all a bunch of losers and don't know how to win anymore!
02:48 - 02:53And can someone tell me about the Persian Gulf?
02:54 - 02:56We have spent 7 trillion dollars.
02:56 - 02:59I swear to God they're ripping us off.
03:00 - 03:02I want to know where's all the fucking oil!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. Everyone knows he's a moron.
03:14 - 03:16I just want to win.
03:19 - 03:23We don't seem to win any wars anymore.
03:25 - 03:26You're dopes.
03:31 - 03:33And babies. Yuge ones.
03:40 - 03:46I wouldn't go to war with you people. I don't think you know how to win.
03:46 - 03:49Everybody else got the oil.
03:53 - 03:56Dopes and babies.