| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our safety is hinged on alliances |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and bases in places like Korea and Europe. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Such as this one in Germany |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The post-war international rules-based order is the greatest gift |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of the greatest generation. It also protects our investments. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They should be paying us for protection. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or we should pull our military out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein furher. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bases... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bases are needed to protect our security. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our safety depends on them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you agree...please.. leave...right...now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It is stupid and crazy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Big profits are slipping through your fingers. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We should make South Korea pay us or we should leave! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We should make money off everything. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are all dopes and babies! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And NATO is just completely worthless. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are deadbeats who owe us lots and lots of money! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Trillions and trillions of dollars! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That is not true. Each pledges 2% of of their GDP... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are owed money you havent been collecting! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, that is wrong. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You would totally go bankrupt if you had to run your own business. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're in arrears. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We should be selling our soldiers services. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our military should be a profit making enterprise. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The biggest profits anyone has ever seen before. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the Iran nuclear deal was the worst deal in history. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Theyre cheating. Theyre building. Were getting out of it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I keep telling you, I keep giving you time, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you keep delaying me. I want out of it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And about Afghanistan... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want an explanation for why we haven't won yet. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We should have won by now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's a loser war. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You're all a bunch of losers and don't know how to win anymore! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And can someone tell me about the Persian Gulf? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have spent 7 trillion dollars. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I swear to God they're ripping us off. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want to know where's all the fucking oil! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Everyone knows he's a moron. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to win. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We don't seem to win any wars anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're dopes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And babies. Yuge ones. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wouldn't go to war with you people. I don't think you know how to win. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everybody else got the oil. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dopes and babies. |
