| 00:00 - 00:05 | He made a fucking alt series for my characters. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All of them are gay as fucking hell. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Phoenix grows an erection on a daily basis. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Eka lost her milk jugs to feed Fandom. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | ... And all of them will be fucking re-skins. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | *me and tj laughing noises* |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | *eehheuh* |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Fucking aLt sErIeS |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | *us having a stroke* |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Blade will probably look like a fucking Fire Emblem character, |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He'll probably wield a fIrE sWORd |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Zeref will probably be gay with fucking what's that ugly ass' name? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They'll look like Fortnite skins, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Their faces will look deformed. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I'll bet you would have to pay for plastic surgery, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And they'll still look like fucking Shrek. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | *mason commiting suicide* |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | If you make a fucking alt series, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | You have to "shrink the dick" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | If you- If you make an AlTeR sErIeS, you have to "shrink the dick" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | If I made an aLtEr SErIeS, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'd fucking shrink all boob sizes, amrite guys? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Remember, this isn't a joke. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | There is an actual alt series in the making. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ... and its FUCKING STUPID |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But it'll make profit- by making us laauugh |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | *mason tightening the noose* |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I'll bet all females will actually have dicks. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | All men will have their asses so flat that their dicks manage to shrink. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | *swinging rope sounds* |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It's a- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ALT SER- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | A FUCKING ALT SERIES |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Where Blade is the God-O-Penis Size |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | It'll get so good that Zeref has a fixed face! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "-Was that to Insult Tjay's Sim?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | -YES IT FUCKING WAS |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | FUCKING FOREHEAD MAN |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | MASHED POTATO FACE RETURNS |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | IN A FUCKING ALT SERIES |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "-What if it's good?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | -OH HELL NO, THERES NOW FUCKING WAY IN HELL IT WILL |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | JAJAJAAJ- ANTI-BOOBY DICK BULGE ALT SERIES |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'll bet hentai will have flatter tits. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It might have a cha- *MASHED POTATO FACE THOUGHTS* |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I'm being serious tho- *THINKING OF ZREF* |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | COMEDY ALT SERIESS LMFAO |
