00:00 - 00:05He made a fucking alt series for my characters.
00:05 - 00:07All of them are gay as fucking hell.
00:07 - 00:10Phoenix grows an erection on a daily basis.
00:11 - 00:16Eka lost her milk jugs to feed Fandom.
00:17 - 00:21... And all of them will be fucking re-skins.
00:21 - 00:24*me and tj laughing noises*
00:29 - 00:31*eehheuh*
00:31 - 00:34Fucking aLt sErIeS
00:38 - 00:40*us having a stroke*
00:41 - 00:47Blade will probably look like a fucking Fire Emblem character,
00:47 - 00:50He'll probably wield a fIrE sWORd
00:50 - 00:56Zeref will probably be gay with fucking what's that ugly ass' name?
00:58 - 00:59They'll look like Fortnite skins,
00:59 - 01:01Their faces will look deformed.
01:04 - 01:06I'll bet you would have to pay for plastic surgery,
01:06 - 01:08And they'll still look like fucking Shrek.
01:13 - 01:14*mason commiting suicide*
01:14 - 01:16If you make a fucking alt series,
01:16 - 01:20You have to "shrink the dick"
01:21 - 01:27If you- If you make an AlTeR sErIeS, you have to "shrink the dick"
01:35 - 01:36If I made an aLtEr SErIeS,
01:36 - 01:39I'd fucking shrink all boob sizes, amrite guys?
01:41 - 01:44Remember, this isn't a joke.
01:44 - 01:47There is an actual alt series in the making.
01:47 - 01:49... and its FUCKING STUPID
01:50 - 01:53But it'll make profit- by making us laauugh
01:54 - 01:56*mason tightening the noose*
01:56 - 01:58I'll bet all females will actually have dicks.
01:58 - 02:02All men will have their asses so flat that their dicks manage to shrink.
02:05 - 02:07*swinging rope sounds*
02:10 - 02:11It's a-
02:11 - 02:13ALT SER-
02:15 - 02:17A FUCKING ALT SERIES
02:17 - 02:20Where Blade is the God-O-Penis Size
02:21 - 02:28It'll get so good that Zeref has a fixed face!
02:29 - 02:30"-Was that to Insult Tjay's Sim?"
02:30 - 02:32-YES IT FUCKING WAS
02:36 - 02:39FUCKING FOREHEAD MAN
02:40 - 02:42MASHED POTATO FACE RETURNS
02:50 - 02:55IN A FUCKING ALT SERIES
02:56 - 02:58"-What if it's good?"
02:58 - 03:04-OH HELL NO, THERES NOW FUCKING WAY IN HELL IT WILL
03:04 - 03:09JAJAJAAJ- ANTI-BOOBY DICK BULGE ALT SERIES
03:09 - 03:11I'll bet hentai will have flatter tits.
03:16 - 03:20It might have a cha- *MASHED POTATO FACE THOUGHTS*
03:23 - 03:26I'm being serious tho- *THINKING OF ZREF*
03:31 - 03:36COMEDY ALT SERIESS LMFAO