00:00 - 00:03So we have already booked these German bands
00:04 - 00:05Kissin' Dynamite...
00:05 - 00:07Haggard and its 325 members...
00:08 - 00:12also Michael Schenker will be on the boat
00:12 - 00:15as a headline act that will please older passengers
00:17 - 00:19That sounds really good
00:19 - 00:21So that makes 60 world class bands as expected
00:24 - 00:26Andy...
00:27 - 00:28We are stuck
00:31 - 00:33We are stuck in 36 bands
00:34 - 00:36And it's less than 3 weeks till we sail
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thinks this situation is alright because in the end I always deliver, please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO???
01:15 - 01:17WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
01:18 - 01:23I said 60 bands! 60! Not 36!
01:25 - 01:28How the hell are we supposed to sail
01:29 - 01:31With 36 fucking bands???
01:31 - 01:34Where are we getting 24 more in three weeks?
01:34 - 01:37What have you been doing all this time?
01:37 - 01:40Publishing bullshit on social media??
01:40 - 01:42But Mr. Piller, everyone is complaining and -
01:42 - 01:46I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I NEED 24 BANDS!!!
01:46 - 01:48We've been busy telling everyone the wait is worth it!
01:48 - 01:52It won't without bands!!!
01:53 - 01:54Yes, they eat a lot
01:56 - 01:57And they drink like motherfuckers
01:57 - 02:00But they need fucking bands!!!
02:00 - 02:03How do you expect to entertain them otherwise?
02:04 - 02:08Maybe you want to assemble the pool deck stage backwards, you asshole?
02:08 - 02:13Or maybe then can play the escape room
02:14 - 02:16Oh wait, it will not be available!
02:17 - 02:21They can't eat pizza for the whole day!
02:27 - 02:29Bands will need to play more shows...
02:30 - 02:34They will do it for me, they love me
02:34 - 02:36Four times each band, fuck it.
02:41 - 02:42What else can I do
02:43 - 02:47TELL ME, WHAT ELSE OTHER THAT KEEP POSTING BULLSHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
02:48 - 02:53We do not have bands!
02:54 - 02:56They will fucking kill me!
02:56 - 02:59They will make me walk the plank!
03:00 - 03:02What now? Do I need to call Dead Cross again?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry sweetheart, he won't do that
03:14 - 03:16Take the phone right now
03:19 - 03:23Call every band member already onboard
03:25 - 03:26All of them.
03:31 - 03:33Ask if they play in other bands
03:40 - 03:46Hopefully they'll play for free, I spent the remaining budget in pillows for Origin
03:46 - 03:49We did it before, we'll do it again.
03:53 - 03:56SOON.