| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we have already booked these German bands |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kissin' Dynamite... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Haggard and its 325 members... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | also Michael Schenker will be on the boat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as a headline act that will please older passengers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That sounds really good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So that makes 60 world class bands as expected |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Andy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We are stuck |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are stuck in 36 bands |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it's less than 3 weeks till we sail |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks this situation is alright because in the end I always deliver, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I said 60 bands! 60! Not 36! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the hell are we supposed to sail |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With 36 fucking bands??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where are we getting 24 more in three weeks? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What have you been doing all this time? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Publishing bullshit on social media?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mr. Piller, everyone is complaining and - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I NEED 24 BANDS!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've been busy telling everyone the wait is worth it! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It won't without bands!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Yes, they eat a lot |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And they drink like motherfuckers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But they need fucking bands!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How do you expect to entertain them otherwise? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe you want to assemble the pool deck stage backwards, you asshole? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or maybe then can play the escape room |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Oh wait, it will not be available! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can't eat pizza for the whole day! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bands will need to play more shows... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They will do it for me, they love me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Four times each band, fuck it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What else can I do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TELL ME, WHAT ELSE OTHER THAT KEEP POSTING BULLSHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We do not have bands! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will fucking kill me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will make me walk the plank! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What now? Do I need to call Dead Cross again? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry sweetheart, he won't do that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Take the phone right now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Call every band member already onboard |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All of them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ask if they play in other bands |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully they'll play for free, I spent the remaining budget in pillows for Origin |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We did it before, we'll do it again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | SOON. |
