| 00:00 - 00:03 | the exit poll has been released |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the polls were correct |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | IRA Johnny is safe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Herr Starmer is still defending you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Five Bellies has crushed the opposition |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Dianne |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | She means a lot to me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeremy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Alive |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She has a brain injury |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But you already knew that |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Milne Bastani Jones Sarkar, the rest can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You promised |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You swore on your lives our policies would win |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Imbeciles |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could you let this happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dont cry Jess |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we had tax rises |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Unlimited immigration |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We had Shamina Begum coming home |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Jeremy I tried to warn you about that last one |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We had the tories will sell our NHS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Nobody wanted to buy it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's the envy of the world |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Of course they want to buy it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We had free broadband |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | free gender studies degrees for all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we offered people everything they could have wanted |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they called me a terrorist supporter |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they said I hate Britain |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they said I hate Jews |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they called me Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what is wrong with any of that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Working classes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | dont give me that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Emily was right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they are too stupid to vote |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They will all be laughing at me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Trump, Johnson |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Andrew Fucking Neil |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all of them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can be leader next Jess |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 70 years I went on demonstrations |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I opposed the tories |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I opposed the liberals |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I even opposed my own party |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I never wanted power |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I only wanted one thing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But the Jews will still be here |
