00:00 - 00:03They've got you on Water Gate
00:04 - 00:05They've got you forging documents
00:05 - 00:07They've got you on Grass Gate, here
00:08 - 00:12You lied in your opening parliamentary speech
00:12 - 00:15And emissions keep rising
00:17 - 00:19These assholes... don't they know who I am?
00:19 - 00:21I'm a Rhodes Scholar.
00:24 - 00:26Minister Taylor...
00:27 - 00:28It's over...
00:31 - 00:33The corruption around you stinks like Barnaby Joyce's morning breath
00:34 - 00:36Worse.
00:53 - 00:58Fucking Joyce, Morrison, Dutton, Cormann... stay. Everyone else out.
01:13 - 01:15I was supposed to be Prime Minister!
01:15 - 01:17My mother said so!
01:18 - 01:23I didn't lie and corruptly rort public money my whole career to go down like this!
01:25 - 01:28Like one of Joyce's staffers!
01:29 - 01:31It's that damn Twitter!
01:31 - 01:34Fucking Ronni Salt! And that Tommy Lee bastard too!
01:34 - 01:37Someone talked. Traitors everywhere!
01:37 - 01:40I'll call Murdoch. His spineless journos will fix this.
01:40 - 01:42It's too late, they have evidence, documents, metadata
01:42 - 01:46Fuck evidence! Fuck metadata! Fuck the truth!
01:46 - 01:48Everyone knows the truth. You're done like a dog's dinner.
01:48 - 01:52The truth is what I say it is!
01:53 - 01:54I will be Prime Minister!
01:56 - 01:57Call the AFP. Call the NSW Police.
01:57 - 02:00Tell them what to find. They'll comply.
02:00 - 02:03I want people dead! I want their heads on spikes!
02:04 - 02:08Challenge me will they?
02:08 - 02:13 A Rhodes Scholar who once defended Christmas from Naomi Wolfe!
02:14 - 02:16Why don't they understand my greatness?
02:17 - 02:21Fucking Labor are behind this. And the Greens. And GetUp.
02:27 - 02:29Labor are still fighting.
02:30 - 02:34Fools who can't even keep their message straight on coal.
02:34 - 02:36And they think they can take me down?
02:41 - 02:42So I lied.
02:43 - 02:47If a rising star like me can't forge a document and steal millions of dollars then who can?
02:48 - 02:53Barnaby can get away with fake jobs for mistresses.
02:54 - 02:56Morrison, you're a creationist for Christ's sake.
02:56 - 02:59A loser who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old
03:00 - 03:02And that Adam and Eve and the Ark actually happened!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry like Lambie when she screwed over the refugees
03:14 - 03:16Pissants. What do they want, windfarms everywhere?
03:19 - 03:23Free power from the sun? Honest politicians?
03:25 - 03:26Ridiculous.
03:31 - 03:33I just wanted people to love me.
03:40 - 03:46They way my father didn't. And money. Lots of money. I wanted to be worshiped.
03:46 - 03:49Getting caught... it's madness.
03:53 - 03:562020 will be insane.