| 00:00 - 00:03 | They've got you on Water Gate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've got you forging documents |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They've got you on Grass Gate, here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You lied in your opening parliamentary speech |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And emissions keep rising |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | These assholes... don't they know who I am? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm a Rhodes Scholar. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Minister Taylor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's over... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The corruption around you stinks like Barnaby Joyce's morning breath |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Worse. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fucking Joyce, Morrison, Dutton, Cormann... stay. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was supposed to be Prime Minister! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My mother said so! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I didn't lie and corruptly rort public money my whole career to go down like this! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Like one of Joyce's staffers! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's that damn Twitter! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking Ronni Salt! And that Tommy Lee bastard too! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Someone talked. Traitors everywhere! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll call Murdoch. His spineless journos will fix this. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's too late, they have evidence, documents, metadata |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck evidence! Fuck metadata! Fuck the truth! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Everyone knows the truth. You're done like a dog's dinner. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The truth is what I say it is! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will be Prime Minister! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Call the AFP. Call the NSW Police. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tell them what to find. They'll comply. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want people dead! I want their heads on spikes! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Challenge me will they? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A Rhodes Scholar who once defended Christmas from Naomi Wolfe! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why don't they understand my greatness? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking Labor are behind this. And the Greens. And GetUp. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Labor are still fighting. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fools who can't even keep their message straight on coal. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And they think they can take me down? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So I lied. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If a rising star like me can't forge a document and steal millions of dollars then who can? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Barnaby can get away with fake jobs for mistresses. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Morrison, you're a creationist for Christ's sake. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A loser who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that Adam and Eve and the Ark actually happened! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry like Lambie when she screwed over the refugees |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Pissants. What do they want, windfarms everywhere? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Free power from the sun? Honest politicians? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ridiculous. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just wanted people to love me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They way my father didn't. And money. Lots of money. I wanted to be worshiped. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Getting caught... it's madness. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 2020 will be insane. |
