00:00 - 00:03The pan-democrats are launching an attack on all fronts
00:04 - 00:05They've already taken Wong Tai Shin,
00:05 - 00:07Tai Po and Sham Shui Po.
00:08 - 00:12Of course they won in that hipsterland of Sai Kung
00:12 - 00:15and the depressing public housings of Sha Tin.
00:17 - 00:19As long as we have the Heung Yee Kuk
00:19 - 00:21to canvass in the Northern New Territories
00:24 - 00:26Junius
00:27 - 00:28Tuen Mun...
00:31 - 00:33Tuen Mun has fallen to the yellow ribbons,
00:34 - 00:36you've lost your constitution.
00:53 - 00:58Holden Chow, James Tien, Andrew Leung, John Lee. Others out.
01:13 - 01:15We've been annihilited by students
01:15 - 01:17By fucking amateurs who didn't even bribe their voters
01:18 - 01:23All those buses I sent to eldery homes, all those wasted Maxim's coupons
01:25 - 01:28I spent my day pushing wheelchairs
01:29 - 01:31I even registered my dead parents to vote
01:31 - 01:34and got stabbed in front of cameras
01:34 - 01:37How are we going to collude with developers
01:37 - 01:40if those cockroaches control the councils
01:40 - 01:42Junius, we can openly send the triads...
01:42 - 01:46Those idiots managed to lose fucking North Point
01:46 - 01:48Junius, we can always disqualify some of them
01:48 - 01:52We even managed to lose against a cat !
01:53 - 01:54A FUCKING CAT !
01:56 - 01:57Those cucks at the liaison office
01:57 - 02:00will laugh their ass off learning that.
02:00 - 02:03I'm taking mandarin lessons to bootlick them
02:04 - 02:08not to have them humiliate me in front of hookers in Shenzhen.
02:08 - 02:13I always end up paying the bill and I can't get a hard-on
02:14 - 02:16those Fujian girls think I have nothing in my balls
02:17 - 02:21only Regina Ip gives me a boner now.
02:27 - 02:29When I was younger we won all the districts,
02:30 - 02:34I got a massage in each of them in a single night.
02:34 - 02:36All is lost because of that stupid Carrie Lam,
02:41 - 02:42her fucking extradition law
02:43 - 02:47her stubbornness and her imaginary silent majority
02:48 - 02:53I had the time of my life in Yuen Long just four months ago
02:54 - 02:56I thought I would be the king of votes.
02:56 - 02:59Now we're all gonna have to open our asses
03:00 - 03:02To the almighty dick of Winnie the Pooh
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Starry Lee, I heard he has a small one
03:14 - 03:16Our only hope is the Outlying Islands
03:19 - 03:23As long as we have Lamma Island, we can hold out
03:25 - 03:26Get rid of foreign interference
03:31 - 03:33We'll cut the electricity first
03:40 - 03:46Sink their chaotic junk boats and DB Moms ferries
03:46 - 03:49We'll just have to get rid of those hippies first
03:53 - 03:56Roll over them with village vehicles