| 00:00 - 00:03 | The pan-democrats are launching an attack on all fronts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've already taken Wong Tai Shin, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tai Po and Sham Shui Po. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Of course they won in that hipsterland of Sai Kung |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the depressing public housings of Sha Tin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as we have the Heung Yee Kuk |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to canvass in the Northern New Territories |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Junius |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tuen Mun... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tuen Mun has fallen to the yellow ribbons, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you've lost your constitution. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Holden Chow, James Tien, Andrew Leung, John Lee. Others out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We've been annihilited by students |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | By fucking amateurs who didn't even bribe their voters |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All those buses I sent to eldery homes, all those wasted Maxim's coupons |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I spent my day pushing wheelchairs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even registered my dead parents to vote |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and got stabbed in front of cameras |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How are we going to collude with developers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | if those cockroaches control the councils |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Junius, we can openly send the triads... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those idiots managed to lose fucking North Point |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Junius, we can always disqualify some of them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We even managed to lose against a cat ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A FUCKING CAT ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those cucks at the liaison office |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | will laugh their ass off learning that. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm taking mandarin lessons to bootlick them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | not to have them humiliate me in front of hookers in Shenzhen. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I always end up paying the bill and I can't get a hard-on |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | those Fujian girls think I have nothing in my balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | only Regina Ip gives me a boner now. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was younger we won all the districts, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I got a massage in each of them in a single night. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All is lost because of that stupid Carrie Lam, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | her fucking extradition law |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | her stubbornness and her imaginary silent majority |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had the time of my life in Yuen Long just four months ago |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought I would be the king of votes. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now we're all gonna have to open our asses |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | To the almighty dick of Winnie the Pooh |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Starry Lee, I heard he has a small one |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our only hope is the Outlying Islands |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | As long as we have Lamma Island, we can hold out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get rid of foreign interference |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll cut the electricity first |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sink their chaotic junk boats and DB Moms ferries |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll just have to get rid of those hippies first |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Roll over them with village vehicles |
