| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey man, you didn't show up for events last night. What gives |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Yeah... I got caught in the ban wave. Sorry |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Wait, really? You were duping medals? And you didn't give me any? |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Bro I duped ALL the medals. |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | I can't believe you! How could you keep this from me |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Sorry man |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I trusted you! |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | I really am sorry! |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | They even got my alts! |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | What are you going to do now? |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | I don't know! The future seems wide open now. Might aim for a promotion at work, or finally get up the nerve to ask out this girl I've kinda liked for a while |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Wow, really? |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Seekers Edition is on sale tho |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Let me know when to give you a new pearl |
