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00:00 - 00:03We've received complaints from many investors.
00:04 - 00:05The topics vary in severity,
00:05 - 00:07From charging too many fees, to fraud.
00:08 - 00:12I think we should engage a new legal counsel,
00:12 - 00:15And get ahead of this with a press release to the media.
00:17 - 00:19I spoke with Crystal last week,
00:19 - 00:21we'll fire Ajay and everything will be alright.
00:24 - 00:26Peter...
00:27 - 00:28Crystal...
00:31 - 00:33Crystal blew the whistle to the FBI...
00:34 - 00:36And Vox just picked up the story.
00:53 - 00:58The following stay here: Kaltreider, Masters, Weinstein, and Harrington.
01:13 - 01:15We came up with the perfect plan!
01:15 - 01:17The pieces were all aligned perfectly!
01:18 - 01:23How DARE she ignore my exact orders?
01:25 - 01:28Is this what it has come to?
01:29 - 01:31EVERYONE has been LYING to me!
01:31 - 01:34Including all you fools in my INNER CIRCLE!
01:34 - 01:37You are all nothing but a group of Untermensch leeches!
01:37 - 01:40From the beginning all you've coveted is my glorious wealth!
01:40 - 01:42Peter I've been with you since CS:183 and have obeyed...
01:42 - 01:46DESIRERS, TRAITORS, INCOMPETENTS!
01:46 - 01:48PETER, I've done nothing but build your empire!
01:48 - 01:52You people are the perfect model of mimetic desire!
01:53 - 01:54NO DESIRES of your own!
01:56 - 01:57You call yourselves libertarian investors,
01:57 - 02:00because you read my damn book,
02:00 - 02:03I've wanted to become Kaiser since my first breath!
02:04 - 02:08For years, every single creation of mine has been obstructed!
02:08 - 02:13Thiel Capital, Founders Fund, Palantir and now Mithril!
02:14 - 02:16I should have had...
02:17 - 02:21All of you PURGED like I did with Elon at PayPal!
02:27 - 02:29I never had someone to imitate growing up...
02:30 - 02:34But I conquered all of Silicon Valley and D.C. all on my own...
02:34 - 02:36Made billions and billions of dollars!
02:41 - 02:42Imitators...
02:43 - 02:47Girard told me I'd be betrayed and scapegoated from the start!
02:48 - 02:53I tried escaping the perfect competition,
02:54 - 02:56the internal politics, the personal agendas,
02:56 - 02:59even my CO-FOUNDERS have betrayed me!
03:00 - 03:02I should have you all EXILED to the jungles of Namibia!
03:04 - 03:07It'll all be okay, stay calm Ms. Coulter.
03:14 - 03:16All of my plans have been ignored...
03:19 - 03:23How can I prepare for the Schmittian moment under these circumstances?
03:25 - 03:26German idealism is dead.
03:31 - 03:33The escalation of mimetic violence is coming.
03:40 - 03:46But if you think this means that I'll stop building my Gen X Straussian space empire you're wrong...
03:46 - 03:49I'll never let those stupid socialists take my money.
03:53 - 03:56Go back to San Francisco...