| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Limerick student race day tickets are on sale |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | tickets sell on for up to 100 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lads are talking about sneaking in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But i'd much rather just buy a ticket now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | cause it's a fucking whopper day every year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sure just go onto the website |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get 2 tickets you can use my card |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ehhhhhhhh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The website... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It keeps fucking crashing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've tried over and over but no luck |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who managed to get a ticket, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Log onto that fucking site again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i'll batter some young lad |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If i don't get at least one ticket |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Never mind ye gobshites but i need to go |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i'm riding yourone outside the door |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been planning it for months |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i was going to wear a fucking dickie bow |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | now ill be sitting at home in my jocks |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir you can still wear a dickie bow at home |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's not the fucking same |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Never mind that for now how the fuck we |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | getting tickets? i've 8 cans of linden that aren't |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | going to drink themselves |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Probably bring a naggin in my gooch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | was gonna be mouldy with all the boys |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is BULLSHITE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | supposedly some cunt in NUIG got 2 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and another prick in dublin |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But i go to college in UL for fuck sake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | even those monkey's in LIT should be barred |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least there'll be no one from |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mary i or the art college there |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's the only thing keeping me sane |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Couldn't be looking at them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That would drive me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | over the fucking EDGE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But i'll live with a few sexy dubs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | coming down |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | bit of strange no harm |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Hey if he gets a ticket he'll still ride ya |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why couldn't i have just got a fucking |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ticket? I'd fail all my exams for one |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'd nearly suck one of |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ye off for one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Are any of ye up for that no? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Could be something to look forward to i suppose |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it i'll just suck a cock |
