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Tho's fantasy season
A visual representation of how Trader Tho's fantasy season is going.

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00:00 - 00:05He says to me, "Only 5 days till trade deadline. Let's make a trade. Come on, I want you to improve."
00:05 - 00:07"Hurry, only 3 days until Thursday night!"
00:07 - 00:10"You want to win, don't you?... you need this!"
00:11 - 00:16What the hell, I say. Tho is desparate. He has TE1 and 2 in the league. Maybe i'll get the 2 for some trash.
00:17 - 00:21He gives him to me for basically nothing.
00:21 - 00:24Hunter Henry
00:29 - 00:31For a linebacker
00:31 - 00:34All I had to do was guilt him into it.
00:38 - 00:40Henry!!
00:41 - 00:47And you know what else, this is what really killed me... my insides, I couldn't take it, the news was so perfect...
00:47 - 00:50His other TE Kittle finished with 13 fantasy points
00:50 - 00:56but then end up getting injured so badly during his resting period that he may not play in the next game!
00:58 - 00:59Adrenaline is a hell of a drug...
00:59 - 01:01That motherfucker is probably out for the year!
01:04 - 01:06And he's telling me he's going to leave out a player
01:06 - 01:08because he will have too many points this week.
01:13 - 01:14"Trader Tho's"
01:14 - 01:16 more like "Fader Tho's". How can he be so naive?!
01:16 - 01:20To think he could out smart me...
01:21 - 01:27I got Eric to sit his best running back who scored 22 points on that bench!!
01:35 - 01:36Here's what I did, get this...
01:36 - 01:39I have two TE1s. I'm playing them both against Tho now
01:41 - 01:44He'll be on the waiver looking for a good option...
01:44 - 01:47You know from the Jets or Cincinnati... trash like that.
01:47 - 01:49It's a valiant effort, we've all been there.
01:50 - 01:53But it's not going to work.
01:54 - 01:56In the end,
01:56 - 01:58He'll end up playing that defensive player.
01:58 - 02:02With egg on his face!
02:05 - 02:07
02:10 - 02:11Maybe... maybe...
02:11 - 02:13
02:15 - 02:17 after this week... we can give Tho...
02:17 - 02:20some OKRs.
02:21 - 02:28For his fantasy season. To learn how to not give away your best players, and actually draft someone good!
02:29 - 02:30Some OKRs?
02:30 - 02:32You know he loves his OKRs.
02:36 - 02:39Him and Jeremy both! You see that Hefe in last place?!
02:40 - 02:42Man he really needs some help too.
02:50 - 02:55I'm sorry it's just too much.
02:56 - 02:58You think Tho will keep doing this next year?
02:58 - 03:04You know what I don't blame him. He's got a lot on his plate.
03:04 - 03:09I welcome the trades.
03:09 - 03:11It annoys the shit out of everyone else but
03:16 - 03:20look what I got out of it.
03:23 - 03:26Henry for a linebacker
03:31 - 03:36Please Tho, yes, keep it coming for next year my man.