| 00:00 - 00:03 | Im afraid I have some bad news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The advisers are revolting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are here in North Shields |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And they are plotting to take you down in the coming weeks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I have spies watching but theyve been there for 3 hours now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what are they planning |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me Jonathan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Thompson |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lee |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mark & Peter the treacherous bastards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They want to leave you! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sally, Lois, Ann, Lorraine, Angela and Louise. Leave the fucking room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this fucking happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We offered them a great deal to stay |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And this is how they repay us the fucking back stabbing bastards |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No more 6 times partner |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No more LMBU Steve |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am fucking furious this is happening Jonathan |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Youve been here 5 minutes and they all want to leave |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What am I paying you £100k for??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Meine Thompson I will make them change |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You better Jonathan otherwise youll be out the door with them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Thompson I will call them straight away |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If they wont change we are fucked Jonathan |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No more cruises |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No more cuff links |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Well never be at the top of the league table again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Morpeth practice will be streets ahead of us |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well just have Hugh and Stuart and can you see them writing partner |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Susan has failed more exams than shes passed. The new guy is going to need time. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need them to change their minds |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im going to have to write triple partner myself next year |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then theres the goodwill |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who do they think they are asking for a discount on the goodwill |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The fucking idiots |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What do we do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jonathan get them on the phone and lets meet them on Monday |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | See if we can change their minds and Steve I need you there as well |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck the LinkedIn training |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And they have the nerve to ask for their business free |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who do they think they are |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Christine youll still have a job |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have one last chance to persuade them |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Otherwise its curtains for us all for a few years |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Make the call Jonathan |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ring Lee first as we cant lose him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Peter and Mark also go well never get to 6 times partner again with just Hugh & Stu |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Your P45 will be in the post Jonathan |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make the call now |
