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Garth reacts
Garth Thompson reacts to the news his advisers are leaving the practice.

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00:00 - 00:03I’m afraid I have some bad news.
00:04 - 00:05The advisers are revolting
00:05 - 00:07They are here in North Shields
00:08 - 00:12And they are plotting to take you down in the coming weeks
00:12 - 00:15I have spies watching but they’ve been there for 3 hours now
00:17 - 00:19And what are they planning
00:19 - 00:21Tell me Jonathan
00:24 - 00:26Meine Thompson
00:27 - 00:28Lee
00:31 - 00:33Mark & Peter the treacherous bastards
00:34 - 00:36They want to leave you!
00:53 - 00:58Sally, Lois, Ann, Lorraine, Angela and Louise. Leave the fucking room.
01:13 - 01:15How can this fucking happen
01:15 - 01:17We offered them a great deal to stay
01:18 - 01:23And this is how they repay us the fucking back stabbing bastards
01:25 - 01:28No more 6 times partner
01:29 - 01:31No more LMBU Steve
01:31 - 01:34I am fucking furious this is happening Jonathan
01:34 - 01:37You’ve been here 5 minutes and they all want to leave
01:37 - 01:40What am I paying you £100k for???
01:40 - 01:42Meine Thompson I will make them change
01:42 - 01:46You better Jonathan otherwise you’ll be out the door with them
01:46 - 01:48Meine Thompson I will call them straight away
01:48 - 01:52If they won’t change we are fucked Jonathan
01:53 - 01:54No more cruises
01:56 - 01:57No more cuff links
01:57 - 02:00We’ll never be at the top of the league table again
02:00 - 02:03The Morpeth practice will be streets ahead of us
02:04 - 02:08We’ll just have Hugh and Stuart and can you see them writing partner
02:08 - 02:13And Susan has failed more exams than she’s passed. The new guy is going to need time.
02:14 - 02:16We need them to change their minds
02:17 - 02:21I’m going to have to write triple partner myself next year
02:27 - 02:29Then there’s the goodwill
02:30 - 02:34Who do they think they are asking for a discount on the goodwill
02:34 - 02:36The fucking idiots
02:41 - 02:42What do we do
02:43 - 02:47Jonathan get them on the phone and let’s meet them on Monday
02:48 - 02:53See if we can change their minds and Steve I need you there as well
02:54 - 02:56Fuck the LinkedIn training
02:56 - 02:59And they have the nerve to ask for their business free
03:00 - 03:02Who do they think they are
03:04 - 03:07It’s ok Christine you’ll still have a job
03:14 - 03:16We have one last chance to persuade them
03:19 - 03:23Otherwise it’s curtains for us all for a few years
03:25 - 03:26Make the call Jonathan
03:31 - 03:33Ring Lee first as we can’t lose him
03:40 - 03:46If Peter and Mark also go we’ll never get to 6 times partner again with just Hugh & Stu
03:46 - 03:49Your P45 will be in the post Jonathan
03:53 - 03:56Make the call now