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Hitler finds out names are being taken
Hitler denies a jumpseat rider and finds out his name is on a "list"

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00:00 - 00:03We will deny jumpseats to all United pilots
00:04 - 00:05So far, we have denials in
00:05 - 00:07DFW, SLC, PHX, SEA, and SFO
00:08 - 00:12We are also denying Exclusive UEX pilots in
00:12 - 00:15IND, DTW, DEN, and LAX
00:17 - 00:19This will teach them a lesson
00:19 - 00:21We will show them how much power we have
00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28...Steiner you tell him
00:31 - 00:33The United pilots are keeping a list
00:34 - 00:36Your name is at the top of it
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thought this was a stupid idea leave the room
01:13 - 01:15I have my app in with them!
01:15 - 01:17My interview is in 3 weeks
01:18 - 01:23I've spent 7 years at Skywest building hours
01:25 - 01:28I'm tired of dating RJ Flight Attendants
01:29 - 01:31They are always crying about something
01:31 - 01:34I told you this was a bad idea
01:34 - 01:37There would be repercussions
01:37 - 01:40We'll blame the FOM
01:40 - 01:42But that's not true, they won't believe it
01:42 - 01:46Then we will tell the CSR to not let them down
01:46 - 01:48We can't hide behind the CSR
01:48 - 01:52I don't want this to affect my career
01:53 - 01:54Have you seen their fleet?
01:56 - 01:57They fly 787s
01:57 - 02:00While we fly the CRJ-700
02:00 - 02:03and make a lot less money
02:04 - 02:08My girlfriend keeps asking when I will go to a Major
02:08 - 02:13I can't keep telling her "next year" forever
02:14 - 02:16She wants to marry a United pilot
02:17 - 02:21I saw her talking to one in the terminal the other day.
02:27 - 02:29A new-hire already on the 777
02:30 - 02:34I want to fly the 777 and not the CRJ
02:34 - 02:36Layovers in New Zealand and Europe
02:41 - 02:42But my layovers
02:43 - 02:47Are in Des Moines, Grand Rapids and Albuquerque.
02:48 - 02:53So now that my name is on a list over there
02:54 - 02:56They will never hire me
02:56 - 02:59I'll be a lifer here at Skywest
03:00 - 03:02My FA girlfriend will hate it
03:04 - 03:07I'm sure we can find a United pilot that's still single
03:14 - 03:16I think we have made a big mistake
03:19 - 03:23We will never get an interview at United
03:25 - 03:26We will all be "lifers"
03:31 - 03:33Career RJ pilots
03:40 - 03:46We should not have made such a poor decision to deny them jumpseats in the first place
03:46 - 03:49They are a strong union pilot group
03:53 - 03:56This isn't going to end well for us