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Hitlers KFC Halal Meltdown
Hitler discovers that his chicken have gone Halal and he’s not happy

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00:00 - 00:03And we will be opening new KFC's
00:04 - 00:05these are great locations
00:05 - 00:07here, here and here
00:08 - 00:12As you know there is tremendous footfall
00:12 - 00:15and we expect an early return on investment
00:17 - 00:19But what about the McDonalds?
00:19 - 00:21They are everywhere.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner's started using Halal slaughtered chicken
00:34 - 00:36...and it was leaked to the press
00:53 - 00:58Everyone in my Kindness to Cluckers dept, get out
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME???!!!
01:15 - 01:17YOU SAID THAT WE WOULD BE HUMANE!!!!
01:18 - 01:23THE POOR CHICKENS WOULD DIE HUMANELY
01:25 - 01:28NOW THEY'RE BEING TORTURED!!!!
01:29 - 01:31MY POOR CHICKENS ARE SUFFERING!!!
01:31 - 01:34Be kind to animals the bastard said
01:34 - 01:37they won't feel a thing, he said, and now
01:37 - 01:40THE POOR THINGS ARE NOW BLEEDING TO DEATH!!!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, the Krushems are not HALAL
01:42 - 01:46FUCK YOUR KRUSHEMS!!!! PEOPLE WANT A CLEAR CONSCIOUS
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer I really must protest...
01:48 - 01:52Was this for the liberal WOKE BRIGADE?
01:53 - 01:54THE HYPOCRISY!!!
01:56 - 01:57We're going to lose millions
01:57 - 02:00We'll end up like PIZZA EXPRESS
02:00 - 02:03and Jamie bastard fucking OLIVER
02:04 - 02:08the woke brigade are literally costing us millions
02:08 - 02:13 Look what they did to Gilette, with their ridiculous Ma'am campain
02:14 - 02:16"The best a MA'AM can get"
02:17 - 02:21Their wokeness knows no bounds, its a Marxist plot by Stalin
02:27 - 02:29Changing pronouns, left right and center
02:30 - 02:34I don't know what to call my cat anymore, my lovely fluffy cat
02:34 - 02:36 is it a he? or a she? or a what?
02:41 - 02:42I called it a he and
02:43 - 02:47the woke brigade got ANGRY, they said I hurt its feelings
02:48 - 02:53its misgendering would affect its eyebrows
02:54 - 02:56Well, I don't see how it matters
02:56 - 02:59its just a cat, a fluffy cat
03:00 - 03:02what difference does it matter if its got balls
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, your Trans op is still on
03:14 - 03:16And now this Halal scandal is upon us
03:19 - 03:23and the poor chickens
03:25 - 03:26sad.
03:31 - 03:33Why didn't we just we tell them?
03:40 - 03:46There's nothing for it, people will never lick their fingers again.
03:46 - 03:49Now get me a Big Mac
03:53 - 03:56Fries on the side?