| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're getting reports of... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Bohemia shutting down servers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They already shut down 50 servers in New York |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 50 more servers here in Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's because they're preparing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for a major update that will fix duping. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bohemia... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bohemia isn't fixing duping, they're releasing a new map. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's called Livonia. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't been here since day zero, pre duping, or before 1.0, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A NEW MAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's a FUCKING cash grab and all of you idiots will buy it. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | People still running around duping shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Stay calm. He doesn't know you're a duper. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A filthy fucking cash grab. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't believe this fucking shit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BUY IT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, new content is always a good thing. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NEW CONTENT? IT'S A SMALLER VERSION OF CHERNARUS YOU IDIOT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, they also adding a bear and more guns. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's exactly what we need. A fucking bear. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT ABOUT DUPING!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There's a million fucking bugs, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | doors are killing people, cars are still shit. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This game is technically GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And they have the nerve to release a new map? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't believe these motherfuckers. I can't believe this shit. It's bullshit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I want is for DayZ to be good. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Those motherfuckers over there at Bohemia don't know what they're DOING! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All my life I wanted to play DayZ. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had to wait. And I waited for years. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then one day it came. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I played for 10 hours that first day. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND THEN ALL MY FREE TIME WENT INTO DAYZ DAY AFTER DAY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I built bases. I killed bambi's on the coast. I did it all. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even became a cannibal and ate people. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I laughed and I cried like a maniac. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You know how many duper bases I FOUND! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Please be quiet. He'll never know you built those duper bases. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want a good game. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bohemia just wants money. That's clear to me now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Map testers... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | if I ever see a Livonia map tester... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to rip his eyes out of his sockets and skull fuck him for 7 hours. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And his dog too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Bohemia... |
