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Hitler finds out DayZ is releasing a new map.
Hitler rants about Day Z and Bohemia and the new Livonia map.

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00:00 - 00:03We're getting reports of...
00:04 - 00:05Bohemia shutting down servers
00:05 - 00:07here and here.
00:08 - 00:12They already shut down 50 servers in New York
00:12 - 00:15and 50 more servers here in Berlin.
00:17 - 00:19It's because they're preparing
00:19 - 00:21for a major update that will fix duping.
00:24 - 00:26My Leader...
00:27 - 00:28Bohemia...
00:31 - 00:33Bohemia isn't fixing duping, they're releasing a new map.
00:34 - 00:36It's called Livonia.
00:53 - 00:58If you haven't been here since day zero, pre duping, or before 1.0, get out.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?
01:15 - 01:17A NEW MAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
01:18 - 01:23It's a FUCKING cash grab and all of you idiots will buy it.
01:25 - 01:28People still running around duping shit.
01:29 - 01:31Stay calm. He doesn't know you're a duper.
01:31 - 01:34A filthy fucking cash grab.
01:34 - 01:37I can't believe this fucking shit.
01:37 - 01:40AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BUY IT!
01:40 - 01:42My Leader, new content is always a good thing.
01:42 - 01:46NEW CONTENT? IT'S A SMALLER VERSION OF CHERNARUS YOU IDIOT!
01:46 - 01:48My Leader, they also adding a bear and more guns.
01:48 - 01:52That's exactly what we need. A fucking bear.
01:53 - 01:54WHAT ABOUT DUPING!?
01:56 - 01:57There's a million fucking bugs,
01:57 - 02:00doors are killing people, cars are still shit.
02:00 - 02:03This game is technically GARBAGE!
02:04 - 02:08And they have the nerve to release a new map?
02:08 - 02:13I can't believe these motherfuckers. I can't believe this shit. It's bullshit!
02:14 - 02:16All I want is for DayZ to be good.
02:17 - 02:21Those motherfuckers over there at Bohemia don't know what they're DOING!
02:27 - 02:29All my life I wanted to play DayZ.
02:30 - 02:34I had to wait. And I waited for years.
02:34 - 02:36And then one day it came.
02:41 - 02:42I played for 10 hours that first day.
02:43 - 02:47AND THEN ALL MY FREE TIME WENT INTO DAYZ DAY AFTER DAY
02:48 - 02:53I built bases. I killed bambi's on the coast. I did it all.
02:54 - 02:56I even became a cannibal and ate people.
02:56 - 02:59I laughed and I cried like a maniac.
03:00 - 03:02You know how many duper bases I FOUND!
03:04 - 03:07Please be quiet. He'll never know you built those duper bases.
03:14 - 03:16I just want a good game.
03:19 - 03:23Bohemia just wants money. That's clear to me now.
03:25 - 03:26Map testers...
03:31 - 03:33if I ever see a Livonia map tester...
03:40 - 03:46I'm going to rip his eyes out of his sockets and skull fuck him for 7 hours.
03:46 - 03:49And his dog too.
03:53 - 03:56Fucking Bohemia...