| 00:00 - 00:02 | Hello love ask him |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | ask the blonde dick what he did |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | im a sneaky elf |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | you got gold? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | i heard you tried to shaft your team for gold! |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | yeah of course i did, |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | johny was on his own with low health |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | and you thought you would jump him? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | yeah he had gold, im a pussy and i cant fight |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | i needed revenge for when he accidently hurt me 10 years ago |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | but his team mates turned up |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | and absolutely wrecked me |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | my little tight elf ass still hurts |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Im still shitting blood stained donut shaped turds |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | have you learned your lesson ? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | will you do it again? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | im a shitty elf arent i, course i will |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | i heard johnys health is still low |
