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Hitler finds about GORLICK problems
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00:00 - 00:03We have the new MACV boots in suede and black
00:04 - 00:05and windbreakers and challenge pants too
00:05 - 00:07We also have rucks in many colors
00:08 - 00:12Our warehouses are close to major airports
00:12 - 00:15Our trucks are ready to roll
00:17 - 00:19John Steele will draw up the necessary contracts
00:19 - 00:21Steele will do right by us.
00:24 - 00:26Boss,
00:27 - 00:28Steele
00:31 - 00:33Steele was arrested for copyright trolling
00:34 - 00:36We think Steele will do hard time
00:53 - 00:58Everybody out, but top management
01:13 - 01:15I'm paying you to fucking run GORLICK
01:15 - 01:17Not to fuck up like dumbshits!
01:18 - 01:23I built this company & you can't get your
01:25 - 01:28thumbs up you ass with help!
01:29 - 01:31Don't worry, the cadre will carry us.
01:31 - 01:34They will build better citizens inspite of you!
01:34 - 01:37We''ll move production offshore, to Vietnam
01:37 - 01:40We don't need Built in America anymore!!
01:40 - 01:42We will hire new cadre, who'll listen.
01:42 - 01:46All those who quit desevered to be fired!
01:46 - 01:48Boss, they had great ideas, we need them.
01:48 - 01:52Bullshit, I know everything, we don't need them.
01:53 - 01:54I'm the smartest MoFO in the room
01:56 - 01:57Next you'll tell me we covered up sexual assualt.
01:57 - 02:00or my wife got knocked up by an informer.
02:00 - 02:03or my IDF guy falsified his resume
02:04 - 02:08You are all liars and fools. I am the boss!
02:08 - 02:13You're nothing, you'd fuckup a wet dream!
02:14 - 02:16It's hard to deal with you assholes...
02:17 - 02:21It's easier to deal with the cocksucker, Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29We'll get rid of the "trouble" cadre, those
02:30 - 02:34who think for themselves, who speak truth to me,
02:34 - 02:36who dare question my greatness
02:41 - 02:42They betray me every chance they get
02:43 - 02:47After all I did for them, I should get Goad to
02:48 - 02:53ban them all from the Tough page.
02:54 - 02:56I know how to handle this, I'll stick me head in the sand
02:56 - 02:59and pretent this is all a bad dream and it will go
03:00 - 03:02away. If I can't see their posts, they don't exsist.
03:04 - 03:07"It's ok, you can still be friends with them"!
03:14 - 03:16I'll have Emily take care of this, she vindictive enough.
03:19 - 03:23This too will pass and more Kool-aid drinkers will come
03:25 - 03:26This will be temporary,
03:31 - 03:33I'm all alone, nobody loves me.
03:40 - 03:46You will carry ouy my directives.
03:46 - 03:49Keep a cool head, and it will soon blow over.
03:53 - 03:56I will have the last laugh.