| 00:00 - 00:03 | Eagles versed hawks this w.e to secure a top four spot |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Half of the hawks team |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | have already booked holidays here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as they werent expected to make finals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Whilst Eagles are the reigning premiers and are expected to |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So I suppose Eagles destroyed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | them and cemented a top 4 spot? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Clarkson... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hawks... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hawks got up by 38 easy in the end |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Obrien bagged 4, Eagles finished 5th |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who isnt one eyed eagles supporter leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Hawks are fucking rebuilding |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They dont even have Mitch, Impey and even Lewis |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For fuck sake, Clarkson has Conor Nash on his team, he barely understands AFL |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are in our Premiership window |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why cant these pricks just go away |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its taking Carlton 20 years to still rebuild |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These fuckers just spanked us 4 years ago for the flag |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now they are still spanking us with a newer, younger team |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Graham Wright picked Worpel at 45 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dont fucking tell me that, Masten was pick 3 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lewis was 76, I dont know how he does it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you trying to give me a cardiac arrest? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They were getting slammed |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | this year by critics and then |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Clarkson does something and they are back up there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We waited 12 fucking years to win a flag again like normal! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And yet here we are already falling face down in our prime |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Pies, Tigers have had more injuries than Nursing home and they finished above us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | God I can already picture what happened Saturday night |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet Gaff had 35+ disposals with absolutely zero fucking effect on the game |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Our backline got exposed by Clarko |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Darling missed the bus in because Stratton got named |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | then JK wouldve been suffocated by Frawley |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What if Coniglio signs? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You may as well say good bye to another 5 more years because nobody is touching them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck me I just forgot Mitchell returns as well next year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Somebody wake me up when this all over |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The 2015 Grandfinal still keeps me up at night |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had to take prescribed medication to get sleep |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I wish Sam Mitchell didnt leave as well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wish I could of got to brag again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Saying top 4 locked in, back to back here we come |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We are done |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I knew we were always overrated, just look out our Midfield and Depth |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Duggan, Petruccelle, Nelson, Hickey |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss the WAFL |
