| 00:00 - 00:03 | Connections are coming up again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Coach needs footballs here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Christians messed this up 90% of the time already |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He keeps putting them in this area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why in that area? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is he really that stupid? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He really is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We gave him an IQ test and he failed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And its too late to get rid of him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever wants him fired needs to leave this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT BAFOON FOUND HIM? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT PERSON NEEDS TO BE PUT INTO THE CHAMBER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS MORON CANT DO CONNECTIONS RIGHT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | PINEAPPLE HEADED FREAK |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BRING HIM IN HERE RIGHT NOW |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SO I CAN PERSONALLY KICK HIS ASS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HE IS WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we need an extra person |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FIND SOMEONE ELSE, ANYBODY ELSE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, weve searched everywhere |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU CLEARLY HAVENT LOOKED HARD ENOUGH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HES KILLING US! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | GET RID OF HIM NOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HE MAKES US LOOK BAD AS A SQUAD |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE HAVE TO PICK UP THE SLACK AND LOOK LIKE GARBAGE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IF YOU LOOK UP WASTE OF SPERM, HE COMES UP |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME TALKING TO PEYRUN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IM GOING TO RIP HIS HEART OUT FOR HIS MISTAKES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IM GETTING TIRED OF SEEING HIS PINEAPPLE SELF, AND WILL SEND HIM OVER TO STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HES STILL TALKING TO SID |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | BUT SHE DOESNT HAVE BOOBS LIKE PEYRUN |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I THINK HES GAY FOR PEYRUN |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | LETS CUT HIS ASS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND DISTRIBUTE THE SCHOLARSHIP EVENLY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HE CANT EVEN DO LAUNDRY CORRECTLY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HE KEEPS LOSING THE CLIPS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT CLIPS IN A LOCKER? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THE NAME IS ON THE CLIP AND LOCKER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OKAY, SID, HES NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need to take some time off |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lets put him on laundry crew |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need a new manager |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But laundry for now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Who would've guessed he would be the downfall of HBU football |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The mistakes that he makes baffle even me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He needs all the help he can get |
