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Christian the Manager
There is a problem with the HBU managerial staff, as they prepare for their game against UTEP

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00:00 - 00:03Connections are coming up again
00:04 - 00:05Coach needs footballs here
00:05 - 00:07And here
00:08 - 00:12Christian’s messed this up 90% of the time already
00:12 - 00:15He keeps putting them in this area
00:17 - 00:19Why in that area?
00:19 - 00:21Is he really that stupid?
00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28He really is...
00:31 - 00:33We gave him an IQ test and he failed
00:34 - 00:36And it’s too late to get rid of him
00:53 - 00:58Whoever wants him fired needs to leave this room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT BAFOON FOUND HIM?
01:15 - 01:17THAT PERSON NEEDS TO BE PUT INTO THE CHAMBER
01:18 - 01:23THIS MORON CAN’T DO CONNECTIONS RIGHT
01:25 - 01:28HE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT
01:29 - 01:31PINEAPPLE HEADED FREAK
01:31 - 01:34BRING HIM IN HERE RIGHT NOW
01:34 - 01:37SO I CAN PERSONALLY KICK HIS ASS
01:37 - 01:40HE IS WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we need an extra person
01:42 - 01:46FIND SOMEONE ELSE, ANYBODY ELSE
01:46 - 01:48My fuhrer, we’ve searched everywhere
01:48 - 01:52YOU CLEARLY HAVEN’T LOOKED HARD ENOUGH
01:53 - 01:54HE’S KILLING US!
01:56 - 01:57GET RID OF HIM NOW
01:57 - 02:00HE MAKES US LOOK BAD AS A SQUAD
02:00 - 02:03WE HAVE TO PICK UP THE SLACK AND LOOK LIKE GARBAGE
02:04 - 02:08IF YOU LOOK UP WASTE OF SPERM, HE COMES UP
02:08 - 02:13HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME TALKING TO PEYRUN
02:14 - 02:16I’M GOING TO RIP HIS HEART OUT FOR HIS MISTAKES
02:17 - 02:21I’M GETTING TIRED OF SEEING HIS PINEAPPLE SELF, AND WILL SEND HIM OVER TO STALIN
02:27 - 02:29HE’S STILL TALKING TO SID
02:30 - 02:34BUT SHE DOESN’T HAVE BOOBS LIKE PEYRUN
02:34 - 02:36I THINK HE’S GAY FOR PEYRUN
02:41 - 02:42LET’S CUT HIS ASS
02:43 - 02:47AND DISTRIBUTE THE SCHOLARSHIP EVENLY
02:48 - 02:53HE CAN’T EVEN DO LAUNDRY CORRECTLY
02:54 - 02:56HE KEEPS LOSING THE CLIPS
02:56 - 02:59HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT CLIPS IN A LOCKER?
03:00 - 03:02THE NAME IS ON THE CLIP AND LOCKER
03:04 - 03:07IT’S OKAY, SID, HE’S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU
03:14 - 03:16I need to take some time off
03:19 - 03:23Let’s put him on laundry crew
03:25 - 03:26We need a new manager
03:31 - 03:33But laundry for now
03:40 - 03:46Who would've guessed he would be the downfall of HBU football
03:46 - 03:49The mistakes that he makes baffle even me
03:53 - 03:56He needs all the help he can get