00:01 - 00:07Welcome to Today's Edition of Korean News!
00:08 - 00:13Today's Headlines Are as Follows:
00:14 - 00:18Our Glorious Leader has just announced new appointments! to the Politburo!
00:19 - 00:20Our newest appointments are:
00:21 - 00:23ImperatorGlory!
00:24 - 00:30A well known member of the party.
00:31 - 00:35He will be serving as...
00:36 - 00:38Supremo for Public Oversight of Daily Activities
00:39 - 00:42That is all for today!
00:43 - 00:46We hope you have an excellent day!
00:46 - 00:49Glory to the Leader!
00:49 - 00:52Glory to the State!