| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome to Today's Edition of Korean News! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Today's Headlines Are as Follows: |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Our Glorious Leader has just announced new appointments! to the Politburo! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Our newest appointments are: |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | ImperatorGlory! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | A well known member of the party. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | He will be serving as... |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Supremo for Public Oversight of Daily Activities |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | That is all for today! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | We hope you have an excellent day! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Glory to the Leader! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Glory to the State! |
