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Hitler Plays the POTUS Market on PredictIt
Hitler is unhappy both with Dan Scavino, and fellow PredictIt players.

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00:00 - 00:03Donnie tweeted ten originals last night
00:04 - 00:05and the POTUS account
00:05 - 00:07needed 10 more retweets in order to get to B7
00:08 - 00:12All we needed was for Dan to do his job
00:12 - 00:15and bring them all over to the POTUS account.
00:17 - 00:19Good, good
00:19 - 00:21How much money did we make?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28Dan
00:31 - 00:33Dan only brought 9 over.
00:34 - 00:36We were 1 short
00:53 - 00:58These people stay: Richie, Casper, Blitz, RJ.
01:13 - 01:15Hit the retweet button!
01:15 - 01:17How hard is it to hit the retweet button!
01:18 - 01:23This man should have been fired years ago!
01:25 - 01:28In what world
01:29 - 01:31does a golf caddy
01:31 - 01:34have the qualifications to be a social media director.
01:34 - 01:37Richie, in some ways this is your fault.
01:37 - 01:40Were you drinking enough this morning?
01:40 - 01:42I drank a 12 pack of Bud Light to get those Donnie tweets.
01:42 - 01:46You should have drank a case!
01:46 - 01:48My drinking is only correlated to Donnie tweets, not Dan.
01:48 - 01:52If only your peen was as big as ESNYC's
01:53 - 01:54I might have some respect for you.
01:56 - 01:57Hotter wife, bigger boat.
01:57 - 02:00Not to mention tighter abs.
02:00 - 02:03How can you let him cuck you like that?
02:04 - 02:08And Casper you good for nothing!
02:08 - 02:13You're almost as bad as Dan.
02:14 - 02:16Some weeks you harass him on Twitter
02:17 - 02:21And then you're gone for weeks at a time!
02:27 - 02:29How can I bet on POTUS
02:30 - 02:34when the people I'm supposed to trust
02:34 - 02:36are as inconsistent as Dan?
02:41 - 02:42And you RJ.
02:43 - 02:47Any time I go to the comment section
02:48 - 02:53I have to see your "loL" comments.
02:54 - 02:56Immediately I panic.
02:56 - 02:59What if the market is wrong...panic!
03:00 - 03:02You don't know any more than us!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. He really does know more.
03:14 - 03:16This is all due to the Hatch Act.
03:19 - 03:23But if Kelly Conway can get away with it,
03:25 - 03:26why not Dan?
03:31 - 03:33This is not a prediction market.
03:40 - 03:46It's a random flip of a coin.
03:46 - 03:49If a butterfly flaps its wings in Brazil...
03:53 - 03:56will Dan hit the retweet button?