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Hitler is pissed at Sony.
Hitler is pissed the Marvel and Sony deal went sour, Spiderman is out of the MCU.

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00:00 - 00:03Sir we have Black Widow, Eternals, Shang Chi,
00:04 - 00:05Marvel shows which sound good,
00:05 - 00:07Doc Strange 2 and Thor 4.
00:08 - 00:12All in all, phase 4 sounds lit AF,
00:12 - 00:15and that's only the next two years!
00:17 - 00:19And the next Spiderman..
00:19 - 00:21Marvel will announce this for phase 5
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Sony....
00:31 - 00:33Sony shit the bed with Marvel, the deal is over
00:34 - 00:36Spidey is out of the MCU.......
00:53 - 00:58Everyone that liked Venom, Spiderverse and Spiderman PS4, please leave...
01:13 - 01:15THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
01:15 - 01:17DONT GIVE YOUR MONEY TO SONY!!!
01:18 - 01:23Those greedy bastards at Sony!
01:25 - 01:28I knew this shit was gonna happen!!!
01:29 - 01:31Bye bye Spidey 3!
01:31 - 01:34You might as well call the next one Spiderman SS!
01:34 - 01:37The SS is for Shit Stain!!
01:37 - 01:40All Sony moives suck! They will ruin Spidey!!!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuher, Spiderverse had good music, Sunflo-
01:42 - 01:46Dont talk to me about Spiderverse and Sunflower!!!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuher, Venom had moments that made me lol
01:48 - 01:52What the fuck do you think I am? Stupid!!!!
01:53 - 01:54I loved Spiderverse!!!
01:56 - 01:57but we were playing with fire
01:57 - 02:00but we kept watching every Sony movie
02:00 - 02:03pretending everything is gonna be ok but it was garbage!!
02:04 - 02:08it was just a matter of time before Sony started to feel themselves
02:08 - 02:13but you all kept watching that crappy Venom movie thinking he was MCU bound
02:14 - 02:16Sure the Carnage teaser was hype but without Marvel...
02:17 - 02:21it was doomed!!! Did Sony even watch Endgame! Once the portals opened up...
02:27 - 02:29 and Peter activated insta kill....
02:30 - 02:34I pounded my chest...
02:34 - 02:36Yes!!! Yes!!!
02:41 - 02:42This is great cinema!
02:43 - 02:47The payoff was amazing!!!
02:48 - 02:53Tony hugging Peter, now that's character building!
02:54 - 02:56We are cursed!!!
02:56 - 02:59We will never get a good Spidey 3...
03:00 - 03:02The last Spidey 3 had a idiot dancing in 3 scenes!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, dont worry, we have Spidey PS4 at home.
03:14 - 03:16Let Sony have Spiderman....
03:19 - 03:23No one is gonna watch the new cut of Far From Home...
03:25 - 03:26I'll kill whoever does
03:31 - 03:33So God help me...
03:40 - 03:46I'm done with Sony...and I mean it this time...
03:46 - 03:49No more Spiderman's,
03:53 - 03:56No more electronics...