| 00:00 - 00:05 | So there are a bunch of WoW players that never played vanilla |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they all come on the Classic WoW subreddit |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | With their class cheat sheets |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And their leveling guides |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And they're all like, "I'm going to be a 'Scarab Lord'" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Scarab Lord! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Scarab Lord! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Most won't even get pre-raid BiS! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Such noobs! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And if they do end up raiding and head into Molten Core, |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They'll get all excited to get a purple |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And then immediately wipe on the first pull! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Two Molten Giants |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And everything goes to shit! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | First pull |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And it's a corpse run! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We'll see how far |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Some of these players get |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | After they've spent 4 hours lost in BRD |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And they have to clear trash respawns |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Just to find out |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | they have to do it again because of a followup quest |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But they say 'No |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I know what I'm getting into, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I look forward to the challenge, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I want it to be hard.' |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | These noobs |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Are so soft |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They've been playing retail |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Retail! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And when |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | most players |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | have been sitting in a capital city |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | spamming LFG for hours |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and still can't find a tank for BRD, |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | or a healer, |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | it's going to be a shitshow. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Retail players have been handed epics for so long |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | they aren't going to understand |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | why they have to put in so much work for one purple. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You think it'll be a shock? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | These people have no clue what they are getting into. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They've been made soft by over a decade |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | of QoL changes. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They're all going to be Scarab Lords! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Can you believe it? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | A server full of Scarab Lords. |
