| 00:00 - 00:03 | There have been reports of more releases |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far we have found balloons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In a few fields around Ardfinnan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With similar finds in Clogheen and Ballylooby |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We think it's the same dickheads responsible, possibly from Cahir |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did anybody ask them to stop? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know, think of wildlife, environment and shit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some people on FB asked people not to do it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not everybody agreed. Some feel it's ok. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody just fuck off except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So they feel it's okay is that it? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Despite all the warnings they are given |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All this fancy bollix about releasing balloons and white fucking doves |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Declaring their love for each other and shite |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | More 21st century fuckology |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Give her a balloon with her fucking name on it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There might be a better chance of a ride tonight |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Well if you need a balloon to get a ride |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, some people feel it's a statement |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What, your name on a fucking balloon for a ride? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's a declaration of love |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ah, you must have a mighty small mickey |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who came up with this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where do those fucking yokes go |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What about the small little animals that get caught |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Does anybody give a fuck about them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Oh no, she'll forget I've a small tool if I give her a fucking balloon |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Any idea how long a dove lasts in the wild |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Pissing time that's how long. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Wild animals see a handy fucking lunch |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "Oh look, a fucking snack box" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Poor bastards have no survival skills |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They don't know what a sparrow hawk is |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They see a fox as nice and furry |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuckers will have them shit minced in seconds |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Could you imagine anything worse |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | As for the animals that find balloons |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A slow horrible death awaits |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All because some guy has a small flute |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Bridie, vibrators are cheap enough |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They make me out to be a bad bastard |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But at least I don't do that stuff |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I wonder about animals |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Would they be better off without humans |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I mean we tear the hole out of everything |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And then cry about it afterwards |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it all |
