00:00 - 00:03There have been reports of more releases
00:04 - 00:05So far we have found balloons
00:05 - 00:07In a few fields around Ardfinnan
00:08 - 00:12With similar finds in Clogheen and Ballylooby
00:12 - 00:15We think it's the same dickheads responsible, possibly from Cahir
00:17 - 00:19Did anybody ask them to stop?
00:19 - 00:21You know, think of wildlife, environment and shit
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Steiner
00:31 - 00:33Some people on FB asked people not to do it
00:34 - 00:36Not everybody agreed. Some feel it's ok.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody just fuck off except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15So they feel it's okay is that it?
01:15 - 01:17Despite all the warnings they are given
01:18 - 01:23All this fancy bollix about releasing balloons and white fucking doves
01:25 - 01:28Declaring their love for each other and shite
01:29 - 01:31More 21st century fuckology
01:31 - 01:34Give her a balloon with her fucking name on it
01:34 - 01:37There might be a better chance of a ride tonight
01:37 - 01:40Well if you need a balloon to get a ride
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, some people feel it's a statement
01:42 - 01:46What, your name on a fucking balloon for a ride?
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, it's a declaration of love
01:48 - 01:52Ah, you must have a mighty small mickey
01:53 - 01:54Who came up with this
01:56 - 01:57Where do those fucking yokes go
01:57 - 02:00What about the small little animals that get caught
02:00 - 02:03Does anybody give a fuck about them
02:04 - 02:08Oh no, she'll forget I've a small tool if I give her a fucking balloon
02:08 - 02:13Any idea how long a dove lasts in the wild
02:14 - 02:16Pissing time that's how long.
02:17 - 02:21Wild animals see a handy fucking lunch
02:27 - 02:29"Oh look, a fucking snack box"
02:30 - 02:34Poor bastards have no survival skills
02:34 - 02:36They don't know what a sparrow hawk is
02:41 - 02:42They see a fox as nice and furry
02:43 - 02:47Fuckers will have them shit minced in seconds
02:48 - 02:53Could you imagine anything worse
02:54 - 02:56As for the animals that find balloons
02:56 - 02:59A slow horrible death awaits
03:00 - 03:02All because some guy has a small flute
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry Bridie, vibrators are cheap enough
03:14 - 03:16They make me out to be a bad bastard
03:19 - 03:23But at least I don't do that stuff
03:25 - 03:26I wonder about animals
03:31 - 03:33Would they be better off without humans
03:40 - 03:46I mean we tear the hole out of everything
03:46 - 03:49And then cry about it afterwards
03:53 - 03:56Fuck it all