00:00 - 00:05to start Gil says hey, "let's talk about this"
00:05 - 00:07We need a punishment for next season
00:07 - 00:10We have to decide before the draft
00:11 - 00:16then Teej sends a 5 paragraph text to us
00:17 - 00:21he says we shouldn't have a punishment
00:21 - 00:24no punishment
00:29 - 00:31no punishment
00:31 - 00:34days away before paintballing him good
00:38 - 00:40no punishment
00:41 - 00:47with tears in his eyes and a song in his heart, beseeching us hat in hand
00:47 - 00:50please don't fire six thousand paintballs
00:50 - 00:56into my little chicken legs
00:58 - 00:59and what's worse
00:59 - 01:01he said FF wasnt about a punishment
01:04 - 01:06that wasn't the point
01:06 - 01:08it was about fun with friends
01:13 - 01:14no punishment
01:14 - 01:16i guess he hasn't been happy
01:16 - 01:20 with the way it's been going
01:21 - 01:27but he didn't stop there, he said the winner should get 100 WHOLE dollars
01:35 - 01:36but remember
01:36 - 01:39he's absolutely not scared
01:41 - 01:44so we say Teej, we understand where you're coming from
01:44 - 01:47and you might be in last every year
01:47 - 01:49so we'll be reasonable
01:50 - 01:53and just cover you in thousands of bees
01:54 - 01:56almost as if
01:56 - 01:58watching a football game
01:58 - 02:02was some sort of impossibility, an inhuman expectation
02:05 - 02:07no punishment
02:10 - 02:11god forbid
02:11 - 02:13
02:15 - 02:17reading an article or two
02:17 - 02:20is clearly much more daunting
02:21 - 02:28than being shot by six thousand paintballs or being ensconced in even more bees
02:29 - 02:30and he still plays?
02:30 - 02:32every year
02:36 - 02:39I honestly dont even think
02:40 - 02:42he has the fantasy football app on his phone
02:50 - 02:55I almost feel bad for him
02:56 - 02:58Would you replace him with a coin?
02:58 - 03:04we're considering it, it seems as if the coin would complain less
03:04 - 03:09and would probably make better draft picks
03:09 - 03:11but would feel less pain and shame
03:16 - 03:20"Fantasy is about fun"
03:23 - 03:26at least he'll get the first pick this year
03:31 - 03:36and select with great focus and resolution his best and brightest hope, Steve McNair
