| 00:00 - 00:05 | to start Gil says hey, "let's talk about this" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We need a punishment for next season |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We have to decide before the draft |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | then Teej sends a 5 paragraph text to us |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | he says we shouldn't have a punishment |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | no punishment |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | no punishment |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | days away before paintballing him good |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | no punishment |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | with tears in his eyes and a song in his heart, beseeching us hat in hand |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | please don't fire six thousand paintballs |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | into my little chicken legs |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and what's worse |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | he said FF wasnt about a punishment |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | that wasn't the point |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | it was about fun with friends |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | no punishment |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | i guess he hasn't been happy |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | with the way it's been going |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | but he didn't stop there, he said the winner should get 100 WHOLE dollars |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | but remember |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | he's absolutely not scared |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | so we say Teej, we understand where you're coming from |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and you might be in last every year |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | so we'll be reasonable |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and just cover you in thousands of bees |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | almost as if |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | watching a football game |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | was some sort of impossibility, an inhuman expectation |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | no punishment |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | god forbid |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | reading an article or two |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | is clearly much more daunting |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | than being shot by six thousand paintballs or being ensconced in even more bees |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and he still plays? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | every year |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I honestly dont even think |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | he has the fantasy football app on his phone |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I almost feel bad for him |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Would you replace him with a coin? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | we're considering it, it seems as if the coin would complain less |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and would probably make better draft picks |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | but would feel less pain and shame |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "Fantasy is about fun" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | at least he'll get the first pick this year |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and select with great focus and resolution his best and brightest hope, Steve McNair |
