Arturia Matrixbrute - The Füry

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Hitler gets bad news about the update for his Arturia Matrixbrute.

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00:00 - 00:03This is our report from Superbooth 2019.
00:04 - 00:05We ignored all modular crap
00:05 - 00:07and marched up the stairs.
00:08 - 00:12Then we spread out in different directions on the second floor
00:12 - 00:15and finally found Arturia, hiding in the space exhibition.
00:17 - 00:19Ok, cut the bullshit.
00:19 - 00:21I assume the upgrade is ready?
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33The Steiner-Parker filter is causing unexpected problems
00:34 - 00:36the update is further delayed.
00:53 - 00:58All fanboys of Kurzweil, Roland, Korg. Get out.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE F*CKING HELL?!
01:15 - 01:17WHAT'S THEIR F*CKING PROBLEM?!
01:18 - 01:23I BOUGHT THEIR MOST EXPENSIVE FLAGSHIP SYNTH FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
01:25 - 01:28Oh, this is so unprofessional.
01:29 - 01:31I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE?!
01:31 - 01:34They should have fixed it as issues got known.
01:34 - 01:37This is so typical for Arturia, damn frogs
01:37 - 01:40not giving a shit about their users!
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, They have released some other popular gear!
01:42 - 01:46Like that "Micro Freak"? What kind of name is that?!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, Do not let the name deceive you!
01:48 - 01:52The Matrixbrute needs it's update!
01:53 - 01:54IT'S ALL I WANT!
01:56 - 01:57I've been waiting forever... see?
01:57 - 02:00Year after year but nothing happens!
02:00 - 02:03Waiting patiently, and now this garbage!
02:04 - 02:08A company should take pride in supporting their own gear!
02:08 - 02:13It's because of me and other users they exist in the first place!
02:14 - 02:16Even the hippies at Moog get this!
02:17 - 02:21Even Behringer knows this, for heavens sake! It's simple!
02:27 - 02:29As a Matrixbrute owner...
02:30 - 02:34I want to be feel valued. Valued and treated with respect!
02:34 - 02:36I'm not asking for much!
02:41 - 02:42Damn fools...
02:43 - 02:47I really thought the upgrade was coming, but I was wrong all along!
02:48 - 02:53Even my therapist thought I was right this time!
02:54 - 02:56And all lost bets I now have to pay.
02:56 - 02:59It's the first time in my life I lose a bet!
03:00 - 03:02Because of them I now look like a fool!
03:04 - 03:07Do not dispair, there are better brands
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should put it on Ebay....
03:18 - 03:23But it's, impossible to sell in this condition
03:25 - 03:26You know what?
03:31 - 03:33A drink, is what I need.
03:40 - 03:46I'm starting to think that this upgrade is never ever gonna be finished.
03:46 - 03:49But it can still produce some analog warmth.
03:53 - 03:56Throw it into the furnace.