| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is our report from Superbooth 2019. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We ignored all modular crap |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and marched up the stairs. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then we spread out in different directions on the second floor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and finally found Arturia, hiding in the space exhibition. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, cut the bullshit. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume the upgrade is ready? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Steiner-Parker filter is causing unexpected problems |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the update is further delayed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All fanboys of Kurzweil, Roland, Korg. Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE F*CKING HELL?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT'S THEIR F*CKING PROBLEM?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I BOUGHT THEIR MOST EXPENSIVE FLAGSHIP SYNTH FOR GOD'S SAKE!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, this is so unprofessional. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They should have fixed it as issues got known. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is so typical for Arturia, damn frogs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not giving a shit about their users! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, They have released some other popular gear! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like that "Micro Freak"? What kind of name is that?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, Do not let the name deceive you! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Matrixbrute needs it's update! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S ALL I WANT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've been waiting forever... see? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Year after year but nothing happens! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Waiting patiently, and now this garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A company should take pride in supporting their own gear! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's because of me and other users they exist in the first place! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even the hippies at Moog get this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Behringer knows this, for heavens sake! It's simple! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As a Matrixbrute owner... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to be feel valued. Valued and treated with respect! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm not asking for much! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn fools... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I really thought the upgrade was coming, but I was wrong all along! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even my therapist thought I was right this time! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And all lost bets I now have to pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's the first time in my life I lose a bet! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because of them I now look like a fool! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Do not dispair, there are better brands |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should put it on Ebay.... |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | But it's, impossible to sell in this condition |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You know what? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink, is what I need. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm starting to think that this upgrade is never ever gonna be finished. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But it can still produce some analog warmth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Throw it into the furnace. |
