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Rodgers' New Reality
My most productive procrastination to date. Aaron Rodgers considers his future.

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00:00 - 00:03Aaron, we need to talk
00:04 - 00:05September 5th is almost here
00:05 - 00:07We'll have to travel out of Green Bay
00:08 - 00:12Down to a real city
00:12 - 00:15Where the Bears are waiting for us
00:17 - 00:19Why are you bothering me with this?
00:19 - 00:21We always beat the Bears
00:24 - 00:26My quarterback...
00:27 - 00:28We've finished...
00:31 - 00:33We've finished third in the division
00:34 - 00:36Twice in a row.
00:53 - 00:58All the fair weather fans, go wait for hockey season.
01:13 - 01:15The only reason I stayed in Wisconsin
01:15 - 01:17Was to beat the Bears, Lions, and Vikings!
01:18 - 01:23Why else would anyone live here?
01:25 - 01:28Have you seen what the women in Green Bay look like?
01:29 - 01:31Now the Bears have the best defense?
01:31 - 01:34They've got a young quarterback?
01:34 - 01:37A brilliant coach who can pull off a visor?
01:37 - 01:40And a great running game!
01:40 - 01:42But they traded away their running back
01:42 - 01:46They drafted a better one! He can actually catch!
01:46 - 01:48But they lost Vic Fangio. He's in Denver.
01:48 - 01:52You think Mack forgot how to sack?
01:53 - 01:54Jackson forgot how to intercept?
01:56 - 01:57Smith forgot how to tackle?
01:57 - 02:00And Hicks forgot...
02:00 - 02:03That he's an actual bear?
02:04 - 02:08How am I supposed to throw the ball
02:08 - 02:13to the island of misfit receivers we have
02:14 - 02:16while Mack is crushing my spine?
02:17 - 02:21So don't tell me their defense is going to regress!
02:27 - 02:29And this Trubisky...
02:30 - 02:34I'm supposed to be the best quarterback in the North
02:34 - 02:36With the strongest arm
02:41 - 02:42Don't forget Ryan Pace
02:43 - 02:47They can finally draft players who aren't terrible.
02:48 - 02:53Eddie Jackson and Tarik Cohen over the course of eight picks?
02:54 - 02:56And in the fourth round, by the way.
02:56 - 02:59And you continue to surround me with players
03:00 - 03:02that couldn't get a job as a waitress for Culver's!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, I'll get some cheese curds.
03:14 - 03:16I was the best quarterback in the NFL
03:19 - 03:23For years I carried this team
03:25 - 03:26And you gave me nothing
03:31 - 03:33We won one Super Bowl
03:40 - 03:46And now we have to go to Chicago
03:46 - 03:49And face the new Bears
03:53 - 03:56We're screwed.