| 00:00 - 00:03 | Aaron, we need to talk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | September 5th is almost here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll have to travel out of Green Bay |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Down to a real city |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where the Bears are waiting for us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why are you bothering me with this? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We always beat the Bears |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My quarterback... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've finished... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've finished third in the division |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Twice in a row. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the fair weather fans, go wait for hockey season. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The only reason I stayed in Wisconsin |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Was to beat the Bears, Lions, and Vikings! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why else would anyone live here? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Have you seen what the women in Green Bay look like? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now the Bears have the best defense? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They've got a young quarterback? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A brilliant coach who can pull off a visor? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And a great running game! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they traded away their running back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They drafted a better one! He can actually catch! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they lost Vic Fangio. He's in Denver. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think Mack forgot how to sack? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jackson forgot how to intercept? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Smith forgot how to tackle? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Hicks forgot... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That he's an actual bear? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How am I supposed to throw the ball |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to the island of misfit receivers we have |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | while Mack is crushing my spine? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So don't tell me their defense is going to regress! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And this Trubisky... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm supposed to be the best quarterback in the North |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With the strongest arm |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't forget Ryan Pace |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They can finally draft players who aren't terrible. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Eddie Jackson and Tarik Cohen over the course of eight picks? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And in the fourth round, by the way. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you continue to surround me with players |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that couldn't get a job as a waitress for Culver's! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'll get some cheese curds. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was the best quarterback in the NFL |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | For years I carried this team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And you gave me nothing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We won one Super Bowl |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And now we have to go to Chicago |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And face the new Bears |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're screwed. |
