Hitler Rips CVS for Vanilla Reload Masacre
Is that Cary on the phone? The dude who sent the memo? Mein Fuhrer, whatever you say, don't scream at him. Mein Fuhrer, if you do, he'll take away our giftcards too. Then we are left with nothing. Give me the phone, you pussy! Please don't call him a corporate freak. Or twit. He thinks he's a cool guy. Please...
00:02 - 00:04Is that Cary on the phone? The dude who sent the memo?
00:05 - 00:07Mein Fuhrer, whatever you say, don't scream at him.
00:08 - 00:14Mein Fuhrer, if you do, he'll take away our giftcards too. Then we are left with nothing.
00:15 - 00:16Give me the phone, you pussy!
00:17 - 00:18Please don't call him a corporate freak. Or twit.
00:18 - 00:20He thinks he's a cool guy. Please...
00:22 - 00:23Carey!
00:23 - 00:26You corporate freak! Are you trying to piss me off?
00:26 - 00:27Um... No.
00:27 - 00:29Then why did you take away my Vanilla fix?
00:29 - 00:31It's not you. We're losing money on the interchange rates.
00:31 - 00:36Money? Money? I've just applied for 10 new credit cards. How am I supposed to meet the spend? You think it'll meet itself, you twit?
00:36 - 00:40But there is some massive fraud going on.
00:40 - 00:46And quite honestly,we're also tired of you, people.
00:46 - 00:51Calling all the time, walking in, day or night, bugging people. Get life already.
00:51 - 00:54You corporate twit!
00:55 - 01:00You think you can take away my manufactured spend? From my dead, cold fingers!
01:02 - 01:04Oh, don't give me that look.
01:05 - 01:10Why do I have to do everything around here? Find me new ways to spend.
01:11 - 01:16Mein Fuhrer, what new ways? There are no new ways? What's your order?
01:16 - 01:17THAT'S the order!