00:00 - 00:03 | LTC UHaul, everyone has checked into the hotel |
00:03 - 00:05 | Yes, we're in the place with all the fans... |
00:05 - 00:07 | and the odd red bathtubs. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Nearby, there are some decent restaurants and bars, including BWW and Chick-Fil-A. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Tonight, we can just go grab a bite at Panera. |
00:16 - 00:19 | I'll just go wherever "the team" has planned. |
00:20 - 00:24 | It doesn't really matter to me what restaurant they chose. |
00:24 - 00:26 | LTC UHaul, sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The "team"... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The "team" has defined fun differently. |
00:34 - 00:37 | There are no morale events planned for this weekend. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Flight commanders, Swash & Diesel--remain. Everyone else out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | YOU CANNOT "DEFINE FUN" WITHOUT THE "TEAM!" |
01:18 - 01:23 | I ALLOW SO MUCH LEEWAY FOR THIS SQUADRON'S MISFITS... |
01:25 - 01:28 | AND ALL I WANT IN RETURN... (Boom sobbing) |
01:28 - 01:31 | IS FOR EVERYONE TO "DEFINE FUN" AS A TEAM! |
01:31 - 01:34 | You can't have fun WITHOUT BEING DELIBERATE. |
01:34 - 01:37 | SWASH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RALLY THE "TEAM" |
01:37 - 01:40 | AND MAKE US ALL LAUGH! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I usually do. I just want to relax tonight. |
01:42 - 01:46 | DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE WHAT YOU THINK, DANCING BEAR!? |
01:46 - 01:48 | No sir, it certainly does not. |
01:48 - 01:52 | HERE, TAKE THESE PENCILS AND FILL OUT ANOTHER LOC FOR ME TO SIGN! |
01:53 - 01:54 | AND DIESEL!!! |
01:55 - 01:57 | WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL... |
01:57 - 02:00 | POSSESSES YOU TO KEEP LEADING BANNED SONGS!? |
02:00 - 02:04 | HOW CAN OUR FLT/CCs NOT HAVE CONTROL? THEY DO NOTHING ELSE! |
02:04 - 02:08 | JUST KEEP THE SWAMP IN LINE...THAT'S IT! |
02:08 - 02:13 | THE ENTIRE DEPLOYMENT I TELL THE OG AND WG/CC OF OUR GREAT WORK, THEN THEY MEET OUR AMBASSADORS... |
02:14 - 02:16 | DIESEL & SWASH! |
02:17 - 02:23 | YOU'RE ALMOST AS INCAPABLE AS HUMANS AS OUR NEW SPARKIES ARE AS AVIATORS!!! |
02:26 - 02:30 | Thank God Spoelstra hasn't tried to fly backwards yet. |
02:30 - 02:34 | And SP Sudderth...it causes me physical pain when he speaks. |
02:34 - 02:37 | I'm not sure he even understands English. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And Morton... |
02:42 - 02:48 | IF I WANTED TO READ A DAMN NOVEL, I WOULD'VE CHECKED OUT 'WAR AND PEACE." JUST GIVE ME MY SNACKO BILL, KID! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And there's not enough time in this parody to fit Dash into my tirade. |
02:53 - 02:56 | And Bud...we put him in for awards, but of course
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02:56 - 02:59 | He does a FAREWELL BARREL ROLL AT 50 FEET! |
03:00 - 03:02 | AND THANKS FOR FOLLOWING HIM THUD! |
03:04 - 03:08 | It's ok Boom, I'm sure you're still in the running for a school slot. |
03:14 - 03:18 | At least our Flight Commanders are instructors now. |
03:19 - 03:24 | I can't I believe tried to sell Roscoe, SoCo & Sleeper as FLT/CCs. |
03:25 - 03:28 | Sleeper... |
03:31 - 03:34 | I'm surprised Duke didn't mutiny then and there. |
03:40 - 03:46 | At least I still hold the record for fastest JFS pull from step at 38 seconds. |
03:46 - 03:49 | As they say, "started at the bottom now we here." |
03:53 - 03:56 | Screw it...let's go to Panera. |