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UHaul's Farewell Speech
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00:00 - 00:03LTC UHaul, everyone has checked into the hotel
00:03 - 00:05Yes, we're in the place with all the fans...
00:05 - 00:07and the odd red bathtubs.
00:08 - 00:12Nearby, there are some decent restaurants and bars, including BWW and Chick-Fil-A.
00:12 - 00:15Tonight, we can just go grab a bite at Panera.
00:16 - 00:19I'll just go wherever "the team" has planned.
00:20 - 00:24It doesn't really matter to me what restaurant they chose.
00:24 - 00:26LTC UHaul, sir...
00:27 - 00:28The "team"...
00:31 - 00:33The "team" has defined fun differently.
00:34 - 00:37There are no morale events planned for this weekend.
00:53 - 00:58Flight commanders, Swash & Diesel--remain. Everyone else out.
01:13 - 01:15ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
01:15 - 01:17YOU CANNOT "DEFINE FUN" WITHOUT THE "TEAM!"
01:18 - 01:23I ALLOW SO MUCH LEEWAY FOR THIS SQUADRON'S MISFITS...
01:25 - 01:28AND ALL I WANT IN RETURN... (Boom sobbing)
01:28 - 01:31IS FOR EVERYONE TO "DEFINE FUN" AS A TEAM!
01:31 - 01:34You can't have fun WITHOUT BEING DELIBERATE.
01:34 - 01:37SWASH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RALLY THE "TEAM"
01:37 - 01:40AND MAKE US ALL LAUGH!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, I usually do. I just want to relax tonight.
01:42 - 01:46DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE WHAT YOU THINK, DANCING BEAR!?
01:46 - 01:48No sir, it certainly does not.
01:48 - 01:52HERE, TAKE THESE PENCILS AND FILL OUT ANOTHER LOC FOR ME TO SIGN!
01:53 - 01:54AND DIESEL!!!
01:55 - 01:57WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL...
01:57 - 02:00POSSESSES YOU TO KEEP LEADING BANNED SONGS!?
02:00 - 02:04HOW CAN OUR FLT/CCs NOT HAVE CONTROL? THEY DO NOTHING ELSE!
02:04 - 02:08JUST KEEP THE SWAMP IN LINE...THAT'S IT!
02:08 - 02:13THE ENTIRE DEPLOYMENT I TELL THE OG AND WG/CC OF OUR GREAT WORK, THEN THEY MEET OUR AMBASSADORS...
02:14 - 02:16DIESEL & SWASH!
02:17 - 02:23YOU'RE ALMOST AS INCAPABLE AS HUMANS AS OUR NEW SPARKIES ARE AS AVIATORS!!!
02:26 - 02:30Thank God Spoelstra hasn't tried to fly backwards yet.
02:30 - 02:34And SP Sudderth...it causes me physical pain when he speaks.
02:34 - 02:37I'm not sure he even understands English.
02:41 - 02:42And Morton...
02:42 - 02:48IF I WANTED TO READ A DAMN NOVEL, I WOULD'VE CHECKED OUT 'WAR AND PEACE." JUST GIVE ME MY SNACKO BILL, KID!
02:48 - 02:53And there's not enough time in this parody to fit Dash into my tirade.
02:53 - 02:56And Bud...we put him in for awards, but of course…
02:56 - 02:59He does a FAREWELL BARREL ROLL AT 50 FEET!
03:00 - 03:02AND THANKS FOR FOLLOWING HIM THUD!
03:04 - 03:08It's ok Boom, I'm sure you're still in the running for a school slot.
03:14 - 03:18At least our Flight Commanders are instructors now.
03:19 - 03:24I can't I believe tried to sell Roscoe, SoCo & Sleeper as FLT/CCs.
03:25 - 03:28Sleeper...
03:31 - 03:34I'm surprised Duke didn't mutiny then and there.
03:40 - 03:46At least I still hold the record for fastest JFS pull from step at 38 seconds.
03:46 - 03:49As they say, "started at the bottom now we here."
03:53 - 03:56Screw it...let's go to Panera.