00:01 - 00:06 | Victor and Immaculata, you're very welcome to the show. |
00:06 - 00:10 | You want to ask the public to stop laughing at how Clady people talk, |
00:10 - 00:12 | How will you do this? |
00:14 - 00:16 | I hope when people hear this they will... |
00:16 - 00:19 | They will hear that we are normal people |
00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
00:21 - 00:26 | We are normal people who sound the same as everyone else |
00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
00:27 - 00:32 | So what if the occasional word is pronounced a little differently? |
00:32 - 00:35 | Like instead of 'Tarty' we say 'Totty' |
00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
00:46 - 00:50 | So you were telling me how in actual fact, Clady people are normal? |
00:55 - 00:57 | I really don't see what is funny! |
00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, I'm not laughing at you |
01:01 - 01:05 | Someone told me a funny joke earlier there |
01:05 - 01:11 | Please start again in your own words. |
01:11 - 01:16 | People have to understand the terrible position Clady is in |
01:16 - 01:17 | Mhm.. |
01:17 - 01:20 | 'Tashay' that's one of my own words! |
01:20 - 01:23 | It means like a moustache that is also an ashtray. |
01:23 - 01:25 | I got it for Christmas in '75 |
01:25 - 01:27 | Even though I wanted 'Evel Knievel' |
01:39 - 01:43 | I was offered £6 for it on ebaytree! |
01:43 - 01:44 | Well I did offer free P&P. |
01:44 - 01:47 | The deal only broke down when I told him |
01:47 - 01:47 | I was from Clady. |
01:49 - 01:51 | And that I always dress smart/casual. |
01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, Victor. |
01:55 - 01:59 | I think it's time to go to our audience |
01:58 - 02:04 | And take some questions for you..uhm.. |
02:04 - 02:07 | Yes, you sir. how do you feel about the Clady accent? |
02:09 - 02:14 | This very difficult for Innisrush residents like myself |
02:14 - 02:20 | We speak so normally most of the time. |
02:18 - 02:20 | Oooooooh! |
02:20 - 02:23 | Hang on, wasn't it you tried to buy my Tashay? |
02:25 - 02:27 | Sorry, I got a great offer on an Evel Knievel. |
02:27 - 02:29 | But I'd already told half of Clady Bar it was sold |
02:29 - 02:31 | I know but this Evel Knievel was mint man. |
02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
02:33 - 02:38 | I never knew Eartha Kitt was from Innisrush. |
02:39 - 02:42 | Ladies and gentlemen we must apologise for this |
02:42 - 02:44 | as several Clady people walk out of the studio |
02:44 - 02:46 | it may be because they are grievously insulted |
02:46 - 02:51 | or there may be a pound a pint offer in The Hawthorn, |
02:51 - 02:54 | We can't make out a single word they are saying! |