| 00:00 - 00:03 | The women's vote didn't come to fruition |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They couldn't relate to Chloe |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Except Rose Bay in Sydney |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the Camberwell-set in Melbourne |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And St Lucia in Brisbane, you know the type |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | But they are blue ribbon Liberal seats, it's a Catch 22 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Comrade Shorten |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | even |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | the men are leaving |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | They're #woke |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone except the male feminist cucks, leave the room |
| 01:12 - 01:18 | You told me Wong and Pilbersek had the women in the palm of their hands. |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | Send Wong back to reading the news at SBS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How much money did we promise the ABC this time |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | All that politically correctness and guilt tripping for no votes, a useless puppet that doesn't dance |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They promised loyalty, like other elections |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Put in more brainwashed Feminists, and fake anarchists |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Comrade Shorten, they already have the key positions |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | Then it must be Andrew Bolt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Comrade Shorten, we can't stop him |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | He's always there |
| 01:51 - 01:52 | watching me |
| 01:53 - 01:53 | analysing |
| 01:55 - 02:03 | He's been on my case all along, watching me like a hawk, always there, the wise old owl, just sitting there, woking the masses |
| 02:03 - 02:08 | And that wench Bettina Arndt exposing expensive Feminist propaganda. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Women's Studies courses, the wage gap myth, doesn't any propaganda work the masses anymore, |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | Are they all woke? |
| 02:18 - 02:21 | Wait til I get my hands on Goebels, then he really will have no balls, like Stalin? |
| 02:26 - 02:33 | All those working-class people with two incomes, they think they're middle-class now, that's why we jumped on the green bandwagon |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | and sold them the global warming apocalypse, |
| 02:41 - 02:47 | but even that doesn't work anymore, we've run out fears to sell them. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You can't win an election without fear and the promise of being the white knight |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that was always the way the game was played |
| 02:56 - 03:02 | then Scotty comes along with his fancy schmancy positive predictions, he didn't even play the terrorist card |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Chloe, would you like a Kit Kat |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | No more false smiles, |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | now you know the real me, well no more Mr Nice-Guy |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | you all failed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you all failed me |
| 03:39 - 03:49 | and I'm taking you all down with me, everyone of you abused my good nature, you shitheads |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Moonee Ponds is not Kirribilli |
